Well, the verdict is in and the standard is set…in Louisiana, following a National Championship game, drunkenly putting your yam bag on a rival school’s fan’s head while they are unconscious in the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger will get you two years in jail. These are not the times of our fathers, people, where this sort of thing was laughed off as good old fashioned inebriated physical comedy. It’s a new day. A day where scrotum-on-head- violence will not be tolerated by our judicial system. Adjust your social mores accordingly.