Well, the verdict is in and the standard is set…in Louisiana, following a National Championship game, drunkenly putting your yam bag on a rival school’s fan’s head while they are unconscious in the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger will get you two years in jail. These are not the times of our fathers, people, where this sort of thing was laughed off as good old fashioned inebriated physical comedy. It’s a new day. A day where scrotum-on-head- violence will not be tolerated by our judicial system. Adjust your social mores accordingly.
Take Heart Everyone, The Bama Teabagger Will Terrorize Your City Streets No Longer
October 2nd, 2012 by Bunkie Perkins · 2 Comments
Categories: Arkansas Football · LSU football
Tags: Krystal · Roll Tide · Teabagging · the hoosegow
2 responses so far ↓
1 ParadigmShift35 // Oct 2, 2012 at 5:53 pm
I’m so more ambiguous (Sorry Bunkie, You’ll probably want to delete this, That’s cool, It was too funny)
2 HOT SPROTS TAKES | Throw The Flag Blog // Oct 3, 2012 at 4:00 am
[...] The Alabama teabagger is not on the loose PAAAAAWWWWLLLL [Friends of The Program] [...]
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