Picasso on your pooch. Van Gogh on your gut. Michalangelo on your mommy mound.
You’re pregnant. You are Bama fan in the Birmingham area. You don’t have the time to simply wait for your child’s birth to express its predestined fandom. This is the best option you have until doctors can safely enter the womb and tattoo the Bear on your unborn child’s back.
Click picture to embiggen for glorious ad copy on inviting loved ones to watch the beautification of your baby bump. What it doesn’t mention immediately is that the absorption of the paint chemicals by the stomach and ultimately the child is the perfect primer for SEC fandom. Per usual, everybody wins.