It’s a Christmas miracle….that you don’t get Chlamydia

Bret Bielema cited the availability of more money to hire a coaching staff and a chance to compete at the highest level as factors in his decision to leave Wisconsin and move to Fayetteville to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks   He failed to mention the charity and giving spirit of the citizenry of Northwest Arkansas as an attractive component in his move.  This slight, however, has not deterred the fine folks of Fayetteville from opening their hearts, and in the below case, probably their legs, especially in this time of giving at Christmas.

The Platinum Cabaret, a gentleman’s club in Fayetteville, Ark., is enticing customers to give back this season by offering free lap dances in exchange for donations to Toys for Tots, KHBS reports. While the initiative, dubbed “Toys for Tatas,” might be a bit unconventional for a charity started by Marines that benefits underprivileged kids, the nonprofit doesn’t have any objections.

“As long as it’s done in a legal manner, as long as people are bringing us new, unwrapped toys, we don’t get into how they were gathered and what the process was,” John Staples, coordinator for Toys for Tots, told KHBS.

There has been no confirmation of the report Im about to make up that Bobby Petrino had backed up a stolen Toys r Us semi truck to the establishment before being called away to interview at Western Kentucky.