Luke Poehlmann knows that nothing gets Texas fans fired up like a mulletted man waiving a towel. He apparently wanted to fashion his hair into a seven to match his jersey. Well played Luke. The beard was a nice touch too.
The Fiesta Bowl Mullet
January 6, 2009 · 1 Comment
Categories: College Football
Tagged: Fiesta Bowl, Luke Poehlmann, Mullets, Texas Football
Andre Smith Announces What We All Knew Already
January 4, 2009 · 1 Comment
He’s gone, gone, gone. Off to the land of milk and honey and millions of dollars…and VIP access to strip clubs. Though, we’re sure it’s typical for any college football player declaring for the NFL draft to release his “official” statement through a lawyer. Then again, not every player has to answer questions from the state attorney general. Wonder why he would have a lawyer considering he ”did not talk to an agent prior to the Sugar Bowl and has not hired an agent.” Of course, considering that statement came from a lawyer, you have to wonder what the words “talk”, “agent”, “prior”, “hired”, and…”Sugar Bowl” really mean.
Categories: Alabama Football · NFL Draft
Tagged: Alabama Football, Andre Smith, NFL Draft
The Evil Elf Returns to Coaching
January 1, 2009 · No Comments
For some reason, the University of North Alabama decided that 5′7″ running backs are the key to a successful football program as the school hired the former Auburn head coach and ABC analyst Terry Bowden to be its head coach. So does this mean that Terry is finally off the Auburn payroll? Expect the UNA program to implode in about 4-5 years.
Categories: College Football
Tagged: Terry Bowden, University of North Alabama
A Below Average Photo Essay: Christmas in Sin City
December 30, 2008 · No Comments
Well, the Medallion family survived its second Christmas Vacation in Las Vegas last week. As for me, I lost all my money, was entertained by some strippers at the Spearmint Rhino (yep, they’re open during Christmas), was propositioned by a hooker that had a Michael Strahan-gap tooth (probably useful in her profession), and realized that English was the third fourth most popular language spoken in Vegas during the week (hey, not everyone celebrates Christmas or is from the U.S. and A).
Categories: Below Average Photo Essays
Tagged: Christmas Vacation, Las Vegas
My Christmas Vacation Is Better Than Your Christmas Vacation
December 22, 2008 · 1 Comment
After a trip to Las Vegas in 2006 and a cruise to Mexico last year, the Medallion family heads back to the City of Sin for their 2008 Christmas/Vegas Vacation tomorrow. It’s like getting your “Mr. Papagiorgio” and “Shitter’s Full” fix all at the same time. (Making note to self to call Chevy Chase about a new movie idea.) Our theme for the week… “Birth of Christ, Roll the Dice, Part II.” (Yeah, I said it.) Actually, we’re just a bunch of degenerate gamblers that would rather spend our Christmas drinking, eating, and gambling in Sin City (as a “family” mind you) than with Uncle Rico and Aunt Pearl at Grandma Josephine’s house in [enter small town in the South here] like everyone else that we know.
Categories: Gambling · Holidays
Tagged: Christmas/Vegas Vacation, Las Vegas
Hookers Are Trying To Cash In On Bama’s Success
December 18, 2008 · 1 Comment
Probably a Mike Price custom jersey
The hookers in Las Vegas might wear 4 inch heels and a leather mini-skirt, but the ladies of the night in Montgomery, Alabama know what guys really enjoy — girls wearing Alabama Crimson Tide Football gear. For an extra $50, they’ll yell “It’s Rollin’ Baby, It’s Rollin’”, wear a houndstooth hat, or refer to you as Lord Saban. Though, you have to give them credit, they don’t work the street corner on the Southern Bypass anymore, they use the phone and the interwebs to set up “meetings” at hotels (likely those classy establishments on the Southern Bypass). Unfortunately, the cops know all about it.
[HT: The Pride of Wilcox County]
Categories: Alabama Football
Tagged: Montgomery, Alabama Prostitution, Roll Tide
Gratuitous NBA Dancer Photo for No Good Reason: Merry Christmas
December 18, 2008 · No Comments
Even though their team is a dismal 4-21 at the moment, the Minnesota Timberwolves Dance Team still wishes you and yours a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And don’t worry Kevin McHale, we’ll stop there and not add any commentary on your Timberwolves. We wouldn’t want anyone to get fired before the holidays.
Categories: NBA · Poon
Tagged: Minnesota Timberwolves Dance Team, NBA Dancers
Gratuitous NBA Dancer Photo for No Good Reason: 2008-2009 Season Opener
December 15, 2008 · No Comments
We’ve held off, but now it’s time for our first NBA Dancer photos of the 2008-2009 Season. We open with the lovely Laker Girls. The photo above caught our attention because, at first glance, we thought that this Laker girl had some serious issues with her cleavage or someone at Getty Images had lousy photoshop skills. We were glad to see that its just the next girl’s butt in the photo. Though, you’ll have to admit, with all those shoes and legs in the air, the photo was rather confusing, at least for us looking at it on a Monday morning. Expect to see more photos, for no good reason, throughout the season.
Categories: NBA · Poon
Tagged: Laker Girls, NBA Dancers
Lane Lindell Wins Miss World Designer Award
December 15, 2008 · No Comments
While Miss World USA and UGA co-ed Lane Lindell didn’t win Miss World, she did win the Miss World Designer Award at the Miss World 2008 Pageant. Though, perhaps more importantly, the guys over at Poon of the SEC have awarded her the title of “number one hot UGA Bulldog pooner.” Considering the talent in Athens, that’s saying a lot. So congrats go out to Lane, and congrats go out to the new Miss World, Russia’s Ksenia Sukhinova.
Categories: Poon
Tagged: Ksenia Sukhinova, Lane Lindell, Miss World Pageant
Chizik Arrives On The Plains On A Plane
December 14, 2008 · 1 Comment
Yep, Auburn fans. Your new head coach has arrived. Chizik is living his dream in returning to the Plains, while Auburn fans are living a nightmare, and this is only the beginning. Also for your viewing enjoyment, LSUfreek proudly presents…The Ballad of Gene Chizik:
Categories: Auburn Football
Tagged: Auburn Football, Gene Chizik
Bunkie Perkins
Michael Medallion
