I’m just going to leave this here, and I’m not in the least insinuating that these two photos have any correlation between each other or that one is the cause or effect of the other.  Nope, just gonna leave both of these things here without comment or commentary… and Roll Tide.

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Standing by our commitment to be your ball-sack-on-drunken-fan’s-face news leader, FOTP brings you word that Brian Dowling, better known as the Bama tea bagger, has plead not guilty to the charges stemming from his late night Krystal run after the BCS National Championship Game.   The judge also refused to reduce the $50,000 bond.  The [...]

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Grand Jury indictment…Roll Tide The infamous Krystal tea-bagger, Brian Downing, had his day in court in Louisiana today…things did not go well.  A New Orleans grand jury indicted him on two counts related to the incident where he stuck his yam bag on an unsuspecting LSU fan inside the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger. NEW ORLEANS [...]

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Publicly humiliated both on the streets of New Orleans and far and wide on the internet, Garrison Stamp, the unfortunate LSU fan, who was on the business end of a post-BCS tea-bagging at the hands of a rogue Dick’s Sporting Goods manager and Bama fan who dropped his pants in the bourbon Street Krystal burger, [...]

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It was recently reported that Bama quarterback AJ McCarron had added to his already impressive chest tattoo thingy.  This was all only rumor and hearsay until AJ, his tattoo, and an accommodating muscle shirt were photographed at a local little league/beer softball complex (a community staple in the South).  We don’t get the full monty since this [...]

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The Bear calls shotgun A legacy like Bear Bryant’s is something that should be revered.  His likeness and image is something that Alabama fans have long reserved for only the most honorable of places.  Given those requirements, it’s only fitting that Coach Bryant be honored in a manner fitting of a man in Alabama of his [...]

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As you can see, the Alabama Crimson Tide visited the White house today to celebrate their national championship and present the President with a #14 jersey.  While many of you may choose to take this moment to celebrate said championship and the spoils associated with it, Im just going to sit back and admire that [...]

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