Look closely and you can see the singles coming out She won the hearts of many of us on signing day, what with the way she hung the names of yet another stellar recruiting class at Alabama just so. Imaginations ran wild as her houdstooth dress hung on for dear life as she stretched to place [...]

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Bourbon Street in the day time…it does exist Now that the hardened criminal mastermind behind the now infamous Alabama teabagging caper has been brought to the cold hands of justice the media, internets, and most importantly, the Finebaum Show, has moved on to more pressing matters.  FOTP, your first stop for sports blogging SEC forensic expertise, [...]

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I’m sure that this shirt, that no doubt is available in a local tuscaloosa mall kiosk near you for a modest price, is 100% cotton or some sort of polyfiber blend, which allows for both comfort and excellent range of motion when you are attempting to stick your man purse on the head of unsuspecting [...]

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Are you dead or near death?  Are you in Alabama?  Do you honor the life and memory of your former football coach more than you do that of your own flesh and blood?  Well, have I got the deal for you!  For a modest sum, you can spend eternity, having maggots eat at your rotting [...]

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Deadspin just ran the story, so I guess we are going to do this now…the above is allegedly a photo of the gentleman that decided to press brain on a drunken and passed out LSU fan in the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger after the BCS National Championship game.  The New Orleans police department, in between [...]

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Not a week after declaring himself eligible for the upcoming NFL draft and Alabama cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick is already adding new intangibles to his already impressive athletic resume…an early morning arrest for weed possession. No word if he was wearing a Braves hat during his ordeal. (Yes, Bama fashion design majors, I know it is [...]

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Ah the face of victory and childhood obesity With another National Championship in the fold (14 baby…or somewhere thereabouts) comes the now time honored tradition of the tour through the great state of Alabama of the BCS National Championship trophy.  Last time the Tide brought the prize home, it was cetrainly an affair to remember, [...]

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