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Entries Tagged as 'Alabama Football'

Just AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Hanging Out With The TTown Menswear Guy

January 8th, 2013 · No Comments

What’s that?  Two “AJ McCarron’s girlfriend” posts in the span of a few hours that is totally pandering for pageviews, you say?  For shame, sir.  I’m just here to point out that, lost in all of the “holy cow that girl is more than moderately attractive” sentiment that seems to be spreading about the internet [...]

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The National Championship Stirs the Ghosts of Miami

January 8th, 2013 · No Comments

The National Championship game, and southern college football in the greater sense, is simply not the same without a good Wright Thompson voice over as it’s soundtrack. According to the below video, which somehow did not make the cut onto last night’s telecast, more than just the echos were stirred on the trip to Miami… [...]

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Tags: Alabama Football · College Football

We All Know Who the Real Winner Was Last Night

January 8th, 2013 · No Comments

PAGEVIEWSPAGEVIEWSPAGEVIEWSPAGEVIEWSPAGEVIEWS  AJ McCarron’s girlfriend, Katherine Webb was the big winner last night, despite whatever it was her boyfriend and his friends did on the field last night.  She’s Miss Alabama USA 2012 (a Miss USA title is always the hotter, less virtuous of pageant titles)…she had, as you can hear above, creepy old man Brent [...]

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College Gameday Reveals Their Allegiances

January 7th, 2013 · No Comments

It has since been deleted, but we now know where College Gameday’s true allegiances lie.  Roll ESPN impartiallity. [Via Reddit]

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Merry Christmas to All and Roll Tide, Y’all

December 25th, 2012 · No Comments

Merry Christmas, Roll Tide and Hot Diggity Dog to you all.  FOTP will be back full steam tomorrow-ish.

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Happy 12/12/12

December 12th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Now let’s go get drunk.

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Bama Tea-Bagger Sentenced to Two Years, One Year for Each Testicle, I Presume

November 29th, 2012 · No Comments

At long last the Great Tea-Bagging Scandal of 2012 has finally been put to bed, as the scrotum-wielder, Brian Downing, was finally sentenced after his plea on obscenity charges.  For his tea-bagging troubles, Downing gets 2 years in prison, a sentence that should serve as a warning to all Bama fans, that, if they should [...]

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