Its not quite a Rolando McClain perp walk, but Roll Damn Tide nonetheless As a kid, I used to love the game of Clue.  I used to love using all the investigative might and scenario eliminating wisdom that might pre-pubescent mind could gathering order to figure out what the likes of Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, [...]

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This picture just hit the pinnacle of whiteness.  Well done Quidditch bros. With the chances of a football championship in peril, the folks at Alabama are looking for any sort of title to hang their houndstooth hat on.  And in this land of make believe where National titles somehow add up to 13, leave it [...]

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All the Bama Ramp Lady wants to do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom with some of her new LSU friends. [HT: TC]

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Anything reported regarding Harvey Updyke from now on should just auto-matically have the phrase “against his attorney’s wishes” in it somewhere, because it’s pretty clear that any sound legal advice he might be getting is being ignored by Updyke for the greater good of Bama Nation…and the ratings of the Paul Finebaum Show.  Updyke was [...]

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Today we are all one step closer to a tasteful photo spread on one of SI.com’s Hot Click’s features, as Paul Finebaum has agreed to begin writing for the internet arm of Sports Illustrated.  While some will believe this is yet another effort by PAAAWWLLL to expand his ever-growing, riot-insighting empire, I believe to be [...]

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  The arresting officer who took the mug shot gets a failing grade for cropping out the Bama tshirt When you are trying to defend a championship, you’ve got to be able to adjust, adapt, your normal routine in order to stay one step ahead of challengers, and the local DeKalb County authorities, who may [...]

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Free legal advice for SEC fans…if you get  a letter like this, it’s fake and you should probably go pay your back child support You’ve probably seen it already by now, but I’d be doing myself and this site a disservice if I didn’t post if here, for at least posterity’s sake.  This is the [...]

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