Rick Muscles is out at some exotic vacation locale so I tried to replace the mansomeness as best I could by bringing in FOTP buddy, and proprietor of the new Sports Dumpster, Jordan Stuckey to talk any and all things Arkansas football. We delved into the intricacies of playing football in Fayetteville while trying to [...]
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Friends With Muscles: Starring John L. Smith as Treat Williams
May 16th, 2012 · No Comments
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John L. Smith is Now on Twitter
May 15th, 2012 · 1 Comment
This may be the best thing to come out of the whole Bobby Petrino fiasco (besides all of the photoshops, those were pretty fun), John L. Smith is now on Twitter. Thats almost a shame really because I hate to limit a man of such colorful explanations to just 140 characters.
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Ham Going Ham
May 15th, 2012 · No Comments
See what happens…I just go away for a couple of days and all ham breaks loose around here. But, if we learned anything over the past 2 months, its that Arkansas football is a 24 hour news cycle, and sometimes that cycle will crash into a pile of sticks on the side of the road [...]
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You Can Now Buy Bobby Petrino’s Motorcycle
May 9th, 2012 · 10 Comments
For sale for a mid-major coaching job OBO If you are in the market for a slightly used but still mechanically sound motorcycle that was really only driven on the weekends during extra-marital affairs that would eventually lead to you losing your multi-million dollar coaching job and becoming the butt of any number of motorcycle/sex [...]
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The Crystal Ball Run Podcast: Arkansas is Just a Lifetime Original Waiting to Happen
April 24th, 2012 · No Comments
The saga at Arkansas seems to, for the moment, have come to an end. I say for the moment because, for the most part, the Arkansas athletics program is in some sort of perpetual state of drama. That being the case, it’s only natural that the whole Petrino fiasco will become a Lifetime Original movie [...]
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Friends of the Petrino: Ladies Love John Smith
April 24th, 2012 · No Comments
Our long Fayetteville nightmare is over, as Jeff Long was able to snatch a head coaching pearl from the clutches of some random school in Utah’s deft clutches and bring him home. I’ll wait to Long’s personnel files inevitably get FOIA’d to confirm, but at this point, I’ll assume that his main qualifications for the job were [...]
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John L. Smith is Your New Arkansas (Interim?) Head Coach
April 23rd, 2012 · 1 Comment
Rumors now being confirmed that your new head football coach at the University of Arkansas, perhaps on just an interim basis, is John L. Smith. I guess this makes a little bit of sense if you are going to go interim since he was Bobby Petrino’s mentor at Louisville, but it’s certainly sort of a [...]
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