It’s a Christmas miracle….that you don’t get Chlamydia Bret Bielema cited the availability of more money to hire a coaching staff and a chance to compete at the highest level as factors in his decision to leave Wisconsin and move to Fayetteville to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks He failed to mention the charity and giving spirit of the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Arkansas Football'
Arkansas Strip Club Spreads Christmas Cheer, Among Other Things
December 13th, 2012 · No Comments
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Bret Bielema Would Do Well to Educate Himself on the Arkansas FOIA Request
December 10th, 2012 · No Comments
It took less than a calendar week for the people of Arkansas let Bret Bielema know that anything he does, says, writes, texts, or whispers under the veil of darkness is susceptible to being exposed via Freedom of Information Act. When Bielema was hired to coach the Razorbacks, as part of the backstory, there was a tale of Bielema [...]
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Barry Switzer Approves of the Arkansas Coaching Hire
December 6th, 2012 · 1 Comment
Barry Switzer, when asked about Bret Bielema going to Arkansas, offers the most rational evaluation of the hiring: “The first thing I heard today was that he grew up on a pig farm. That’s quite a start in my book. And my last memory was watching him hang 70 on Nebraska. Just those two facts [...]
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Bret Bielema Is Your New Arkansas Head Coach
December 4th, 2012 · 2 Comments
Reports out of Arkansas and Pat Forde’s Twitter feed are that Bret Bielema is leaving Wisconsin to become the new head coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. I can confirm that any and all steak places, as well as the Catfish Hole in Fayetteville will not be safe, and the SEC could have it’s first head [...]
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Arkansas and Michigan Agree to Play for All of the Ryan Malletts
November 6th, 2012 · No Comments
Holla to all you skanks in Ann Arba It was just announced that Arkansas and Michigan have agreed to a home and home series starting in 2018 in Ann Arbor. Why is this significant in 2012? No reason other than it gives me the opportunity to post a picture of #15 in all his glory. [...]
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More Arkansas Halloween Costume Ideas
October 22nd, 2012 · No Comments
It’s one thing to throw on a neck brace and some blood paint and give your old lady a blonde wig…everybody is going to do that in Arkansas for Halloween this year…to take that next step in Bobby Petrino costuming, you’ve got to really commit, like investing in some sort of two wheeled motorized conveyance. That not [...]
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John L. Smith’s Liquidation is Somehow Hotter Than Previously Thought
October 4th, 2012 · No Comments
If you enjoy seeing a man’s who life and financial ruin splayed out in legal documents for the entire world to see…then today, my friend, is your day, as USA Today has released the full court filings of Arkansas head coach John L. Smith’s bankruptcy proceedings. It’s worse than previously thought as Smith has over [...]
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