Sorry ladies, no more Petrino rides toward the Beaver First it was the volleyball playing blonde off the back of his motorcycle, then it was his career, then it was the motorcycle itself, now it’s real estate that Bobby Petrino seems to be dumping with a quickness.  The NWA Business Journal is reporting that the [...]

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The simple minded and less observant among you are going to look at this picture to your left and marvel at Brian Van Gorder’s mustache.  Those of you with a more sophisticated pallet will idolize the real prize there…those pompadourian locks.  We at Friends with Muscles pride ourselves in being of the more refined lot, so thats [...]

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Of course SHIRT went into extra innings [HT] Gene Chizik and THIS SHIRT took in the Braves (#Barves for the trolls among you) game last night and were there to bear witness to a 40 year old man, who found his wife between the hot wings and pitchers of beer at Hooters, win a wild [...]

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Ready for War, Eagle Auburn has sort of a reputation of being a sleepy little college town, seperated from the rest of the world, left out on the Plains of Alabama to make of life what they desire…but, and I don’t mean to stereo-type here, by the looks of this gentleman,  there are certain parts [...]

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Ozzie Guillen, please recognize true dictatorial power when you see it The long and illustrious reign of one of the most tyrannical, oppressive, control-wielding dictators in the world has finally come to an end.  No, Fidel Castro isn’t dead, yet (sorry, Ozzie)…the Alabama Senate approved the admittance of 5 new members to the Auburn University Board of [...]

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“They running to the Appalachians to hide from the NCAA, PAAAWWWWLLLL!” I suspect that Bama fan doesn’t watch a lot of the financial broadcasting available on television (not enough T&A or explosions for their tastes), but if they happened onto MSNBC yesterday (yesterday, today, 4 years ago, whatever…the internet didn’t exist then and its was a little [...]

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The above is an exhaustive course of events, voicemails, and what looks like Facebook messages, all accumulated in a far too long video to prove once and for all that it didn’t take a lot of actual smarts to poison the trees at Toomer’s Corner.  The video chronicles the tale of an Auburn fan we, [...]

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