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Friday Haiku Theater

December 14th, 2012 · 5 Comments

 (clears throat)….and now, an Auburn Bro Haiku: War mirror self pic That coral necklace tho PAAAAWWWWLLL Left nip is ALL IN Please feel free to leave your own Auburn Bro Haiku in the comments. [HT to Rick Muscles for the pic]

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Auburn Has the Perfect Gift For You Last Minute Christmas Shoppers

December 13th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Still trying to decide what to get that discerning Auburn fan in your life for Christmas?  You know what always makes a nice gift?…a Calendar.  Those things are handy, colorful, and its the type of gift that keeps on giving all year long.  I bet Auburn even has one for sale in their official store [...]

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Gus Malzahn is Your New Auburn Head Coach

December 4th, 2012 · No Comments

In what is a blatant attempt to throw shade on the Arkansas announcement, it is being leaked by Jonesboro News affiliates (yeah, I was as shocked as you are that there is such a thing) that Gus Malzahn will be the next head coach of the Auburn Tigers.  Seriously, Arkansas State, stop hiring successful coaches, [...]

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Auburn Fans Petition President Obama for Help

November 14th, 2012 · 2 Comments

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Before the State of Alabama secedes from the United States, Auburn fans are turning to Trooper Taylor chest bump buddy and President of the United States, Barack Obama, to put an end to the dumpster fire that is Auburn football: we petition the obama administration to: Remove Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizk from Auburn University [...]

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This is the Cover of the Auburn Game Program this Weekend

November 8th, 2012 · 4 Comments

 Auburn football has been a bit cartoonish this season, so why not embrace it at this point.  I would point out that playing with a football that appear to be on fire and trying to catch said flaming football with electrified hands is probably a main reason why the new offense hasn’t worked out so [...]

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Auburn Hires Private Security to Make Sure Everyone is Tucked in at Night

November 8th, 2012 · No Comments

Coming in hot and anonymous for bed check Gene Chizik has a lot on his plate these days.  He’s got enough to worry about in a days time what with coaching his football team and dodging questions about his job security.  He doesn’t have time for mundane tasks that, while important to maintain order and [...]

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The Happiest Little Sad Pep Rally on the Plains

October 26th, 2012 · 1 Comment

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Auburn students, engulfed in a season that would sap the will out of the most passionate of fans, shook of the disappointment and held a post-practice pep rally for the team yesterday.  It looked less like a New Orleans funeral procession than one might imagine, but still kind of had a little too much “good [...]

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