(clears throat)….and now, an Auburn Bro Haiku: War mirror self pic That coral necklace tho PAAAAWWWWLLL Left nip is ALL IN Please feel free to leave your own Auburn Bro Haiku in the comments. [HT to Rick Muscles for the pic]

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Still trying to decide what to get that discerning Auburn fan in your life for Christmas?  You know what always makes a nice gift?…a Calendar.  Those things are handy, colorful, and its the type of gift that keeps on giving all year long.  I bet Auburn even has one for sale in their official store [...]

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In what is a blatant attempt to throw shade on the Arkansas announcement, it is being leaked by Jonesboro News affiliates (yeah, I was as shocked as you are that there is such a thing) that Gus Malzahn will be the next head coach of the Auburn Tigers.  Seriously, Arkansas State, stop hiring successful coaches, [...]

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Before the State of Alabama secedes from the United States, Auburn fans are turning to Trooper Taylor chest bump buddy and President of the United States, Barack Obama, to put an end to the dumpster fire that is Auburn football: we petition the obama administration to: Remove Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizk from Auburn University [...]

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 Auburn football has been a bit cartoonish this season, so why not embrace it at this point.  I would point out that playing with a football that appear to be on fire and trying to catch said flaming football with electrified hands is probably a main reason why the new offense hasn’t worked out so [...]

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Coming in hot and anonymous for bed check Gene Chizik has a lot on his plate these days.  He’s got enough to worry about in a days time what with coaching his football team and dodging questions about his job security.  He doesn’t have time for mundane tasks that, while important to maintain order and [...]

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Auburn students, engulfed in a season that would sap the will out of the most passionate of fans, shook of the disappointment and held a post-practice pep rally for the team yesterday.  It looked less like a New Orleans funeral procession than one might imagine, but still kind of had a little too much “good [...]

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