State linebacker prospect Cassonova McKinzy weighed all the aspects and investigated all the angles when making a decision on where he would play football next year.  The choice came down to Auburn and Clemson, two schools that , it can be argued, are only differentiated by the fact that Clemson has a lake and Auburn [...]

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Im sure Under Armour appreciates the support, big guy Brian Downing, the man who Deadspin eluded to (AND WE NAMED THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOLA.COM!  CLAY TRAVIS DIDNT POST THAT SHIT FOR ANOTHER HOUR AFTER WE DID BUT WHATEVER THAT GUY IS A LAWYER AND MARRIED A CHEERLEADER, OR HADN’T YOU HEARD!?) as possibly the [...]

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Ladies and gents, a Sam Elliot Mask reference…the Brian VanGorder era at Auburn is gonna be awesome Actual legitimate stuff happened outside of New Orleans this week and some of you may deem such information important to the advancement of your favorite collegiate football program.  The line for mustache rides forms to the left. The [...]

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Gene Chizik is not one of those 5 people It’s been rumored for a while now that Auburn running back Michael Dyer was less than pleased about his current situation on the Plains.  Rumors have been swirling about an impending tranfer but nothing has been confirmed until now…thanks to current Red Wolf football player Artez [...]

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Gus Malzahn, on the Tim Brando Show this morning, came to the defense of his wife and her participation in a now infamous YouTube clip of a Q and A interview at a Northwest Arkansas Church event.  Malzahn called the video “manipulative” and “unfortunate” and said that he wouldn’t “be in the situation that I’m in [...]

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Finder of anonymous bagmen and go-to-troll for the Finebaum show, Danny Sheridan, made an appearance on Paul’s show yesterday long enough to refuse a caller’s request to pick the Towson/Coppin St. game and then go into a rant about a certain Twitter battle he had been having.  Seems the most God-fearing of all Auburn fans [...]

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“Do me a favor guys, don’t tell my wife what I’ve done.” In a out and out strange move THAT TOTALLY MEANS EVERYBODY AT AUBURN IS JUMPING SHIP BECAUSE OF THE CAM NEWTON SCANDAL PAAAAWWWWLLL, Gus Malzahn is leaving Auburn to take the head coaching job at Arkansas State.  While the package is significantly more [...]

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