Jonna Chizik will see you at this pole, Auburn fans With Auburn’s big, potentially season-salvaging, match-up with Ole Miss this weekend, it seems that the Tigers, and more specifically the wife of head coach Gene Chizik, isn’t leaving anything to chance. In what is certain to a bout of spiritual warfare against one of the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Auburn'
October 11th, 2012 · 1 Comment
March 23rd, 2012 · 1 Comment
Bo Jackson, beyond being the greatest athlete of a generation (this is not up for debate, by the way) is also just a total badass. He is so badass in fact, that, to raise awareness and donations for the victims of last year’s devastating Alabama tornadoes, has kicked off something called “Bo Bikes Bama”, in [...]
November 11th, 2011 · 5 Comments
This is an unsolicited, unofficial response to Captain Annoying‘s fine work HERE. When reading Doug’s post on the recent triumphs of my Auburn Family I was both honored and humiliated. Blessed by his tactful prose that rightfully praised the purity of my institution, yet humbled that someone from the University of Georgia, which I know [...]
March 25th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Flying off the grocery store shelves in Alabama. Don’t worry LSU fans, you too can partake of Championship Chicken. And for some reason State fans can too.
March 21st, 2011 · 4 Comments
First, it was poisoned. Now, Catfish’s tree has been rolled. The Aubs even left a sign. The Great Iron Bowl War rages on. [HT: ScooterMitch]
March 9th, 2011 · 8 Comments
You knew it was coming. Retaliation for the Updyke attack on Toomer’s Corner. What you didn’t know is how devastating the Plainsman’s retaliation would be. Watch his plea for help then pray for Mr. Catfish and his tree: You heartless bastards, he’s on a fixed income! ** UPDATE **
February 23rd, 2011 · 4 Comments
Is there no one in the entire state of Alabama that is willing to represent Harvey Updyke, the Toomer’s Corner tree assassin and noted resident of a van down by the river? Is the not one noble barrister willing to dismiss his own prejudices and allegiances to assist the least of those in their time of [...]