I shook off the turkey coma of Thanksgiving just in time to make a life decision to attend the LSU/Arkansas game the next day.  I felt like no FOTP football season in the sun would be complete without a trek down to Baton Rouge for an LSU game…especially when the game involves the #s 1 [...]

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What can you say, really, about the Ole Miss/LSU game that already hasn’t been said about a napalm strafing upon an a third-world orphanage filled with handicapped children.  FOTP was on hand for the blood letting, and by “on hand” I mean I spent 6 hours drinking in the Grove and one half of football…and [...]

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Ill have you know, sir, that bicycle envy is one of the great sins that Joseph Smith fought tirelessly against and I would implore you to respect those efforts It only took the state of Utah and some convenient scheduling by the Chick-fil-a Classic folks, but finally, Ole Miss found an opponent that allowed the [...]

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In FOTP’s effort to cover all underwear-related sporting events, we had one of our subversives infiltrate the University of Texas Undie Run in Austin.  Upon further review of the pictures below, it seems that perhaps the fine people of the Texas State Capitol are taking this “Keep Austin Weird” campaign a little too far.  The [...]

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Every year, the end of the semester and the call of Spring brings various forms of sleepwear and coeds together for one glorious event, the Undie Run.  Arizona State, fresh off of rebranding, still stays with what works when it comes to running a 5K or there-abouts in your skivvies…less is more and modest surgical [...]

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In what has become a bit of a tradition, I removed the restrictor plates of sophistication and good taste and made my way over to Texas Motor Speedway for another stirring rendition of the Samsung 500.  This time, however, the goings-on were under the bright lights of prime time, and God always intended.  So with [...]

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There comes a time in every Southerner’s life where he must ignore the requirements of decorum and general civility and instead succum to the primal cry of hs birthright without reservation or fear of ridicule….thats the only legitimate reason I can come up with as to why I found myself at a monster truck show [...]

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