It’s a tradition that goes back on this ste for at least a year, maybe, two, but nevertheless, your Mormon Rock Overlords are here to not only to likely extoll the virtues of Joseph Smith and encourage you to vote for Mitt Romney, but also to usher in yet another exciting National Signing Day.   Such [...]

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Live animals, thats what’s hot, son!  As you know, Signing Day looms tomorrow and several of the top prospects set to reveal their college choice.  The next 24 hours or so promise to , at the very least, be  full of surprises, ridiculous pomp and circumstance, and more actual use of an office fax machine in [...]

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News is always a little slow during the Holidays, but thanks to the Akron Zips for giving all of us a little early Christmas present, they hired Terry Bowden…yeah, THAT Terry Bowden…as their new head football coach.  I guess they wanted the tire fire smell to eminate from the football stadium so it would match [...]

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Tis a time honored tradition that we come upon on this, the early signing period for JUCO football players, where fanbases across the nation will get overly excited about junior college players that, while perhaps having discernible football talent, are in junior college for a reason an therefore will likely never live up to those lofty [...]

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This completely gratuitous photo of the Louisiana Tech cheerleaders with the heads of their male counterparts lopped off comes to you in honor of their football team performing what may be the only truly selfless act of the bowl season (beyond John Brantley throwing INTs to all the good girls and boys)…they donated their bowl [...]

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FOTP contributor, squat sensei, and close personal friend of Ryan Leaf, Rick Muscles  has given the public access to his personal email account, an account that before now was only used to email himself motivational quotes and receive workout supplement spam advertisements…Nevertheless, he is here to answer your questions and provide direction to your otherwise [...]

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This guy probably watches a lot of Entourage, just a hunch Joe Pa fired.  University President out.  Penn State students riot, kinda.  The British chick on CNN was oblivious to when Penn St. actually plays these “so called” football games.  ESPN didn’t have a live camera shot through the entire ordeal and was relegated to [...]

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