Many of the problems that the cast of the Walking Dead has encountered in Season 2 thus far is due to the curiosity and precociousness of the children in the group.  They fling themselves recklessly into harms way, causing panic and division in the ranks…and even made Shane go all heel turn by shooting a guy in the legs and leaving him for undead amongst the oncoming zombie hoards.  If only the kids in the Walking Dead were as cool and self aware as the ones above, then people wouldn’t be traipsing through the woods off the side of a highway for hours looking for them…and Ole Miss might win an SEC game or two.

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As we’ve mentioned before, Halloween on The Square in Oxford is a must-see event. As you might expect, Halloween gives all of the SEC’s No. 1 ranked co-eds (Ed Note: if you dispute this “fact”, you’ve either never been to Oxford or dressed like one of the Village People on Friday night) an excuse to dress as slutty as possible. Unfortunately, our “Poon Ninja” ($1 to Poon of the SEC) skills weren’t as fine-tuned as we’d have liked them to be. Though it had more to do with the boyfriend standing next to the girl wearing the sailor costume in line at The Library than anything else. But here’s what we could manage given our lack of skills, plus some other notable costumes:

 As you can see, the Police and Fire Department were keeping everything under control:

The Cowboys (Cheerleaders) and Indians were there too.

The first girl looks lost. The other asks “What Brown can do for you?” Plenty, we’re sure.

And here’s some other various costumes we saw:

Straight Pimpin’ with Lil John, Flava Flave, and a Penis.

Tetris anyone?

You’re doing it wrong by the way.

And last and most certainly least, the scariest costume of the night:

Is that supposed to be Lindsay Lohan on the right?

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