Kentucky Derby Winner Mind that Bird + Mink Snuggie + Restricted NFL Super Bowl Footage = $4.8 million.
UPDATE: TMZ says it wasn’t the real horse.  We’ll give Conan a pass since he also had PeeWee Herman on the show, that, of course is priceless.
SIW NBC. Last show tomorrow. The video after the jump…

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What has the world come to? Apparently, this year’s Preakness wasn’t anything like last year, and not even like this year’s Kentucky Derby. All thanks to a new “No BYOB” policy. Talk about a slap in the face to the fans who practically introduced the world to drunken porta potty beer gauntlet runs (these videos really never [...]

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Miss Louisiana, Actress, and former LSU Golden Girl Lacey Minchew was one of the better looking things at this year’s Kentucky Derby. Obviously, Matt Flynn is doing very well for himself.

Lacey and friends about to try a $1,000 mint julep.

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Much like last year, and every year, the Derby offers up the finest in drunken entertainment. We really need to make it back there sometime soon. Porta-Potty Runs will never get old. At the 00:19 mark, note the flying chair.
 
Though, we can think of a few people, like 23 of them, that had a lot more [...]

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Think again. As you can see, the ladies (and by ladies we mean dirty money grubbing whores with bad dental work, but alas) attending “Ladies Day” at the Royal Ascot at the Ascot Racecourse in England take it to a whole new level…a bizarro world, crazy, strange level, but a new one nonetheless. Check out more photos [...]

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The Belmont is the longest race of the Triple Crown…a true test of endurance. However, for the 2008 Belmont this past weekend, the real endurance test wasn’t on the track…it was in the line for the ladies room on the third-floor grandstand. Low water pressure was to blame:

Inside, the toilets would not flush and only hot [...]

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Not to be out done by their Kentucky bretheren, the “infielders” at the Preakness showed that crabcakes and football aren’t the only things that Maryland does. Maryland also does porta-potty runs, drunken fighting, public nudity, and the occasional event where horses run in a large circle. Behold the epic accounts of the goings on as infielders reach for the [...]

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