Sloppy conditions on the track mean sloppy conditions in the infield — where the real fun at the Kentucky Derby happens. Forget the hats and celebs, and even the horse racing – unless you got to bet $100,000 (for free) on Super Saver to win. The infield is what makes the Derby – every year. So [...]

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With the Kentucky Derby approaching, earlier today some of your favorite sports blogging types got to building a comedy pyramid on Twitter with the hash tag #fakederbyhorsenames.  And with nothing but free time and alot of “Rebecca Lobo looks like a horse” jokes at my disposal, I got in on the fun.  You can see [...]

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Kentucky Derby Winner Mind that Bird + Mink Snuggie + Restricted NFL Super Bowl Footage = $4.8 million. UPDATE: TMZ says it wasn’t the real horse.  We’ll give Conan a pass since he also had PeeWee Herman on the show, that, of course is priceless. SIW NBC. Last show tomorrow. The video after the jump…

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What has the world come to? Apparently, this year’s Preakness wasn’t anything like last year, and not even like this year’s Kentucky Derby. All thanks to a new “No BYOB” policy. Talk about a slap in the face to the fans who practically introduced the world to drunken porta potty beer gauntlet runs (these videos really never [...]

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Miss Louisiana, Actress, and former LSU Golden Girl Lacey Minchew was one of the better looking things at this year’s Kentucky Derby. Obviously, Matt Flynn is doing very well for himself. Lacey and friends about to try a $1,000 mint julep.

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Much like last year, and every year, the Derby offers up the finest in drunken entertainment. We really need to make it back there sometime soon. Porta-Potty Runs will never get old. At the 00:19 mark, note the flying chair.   Though, we can think of a few people, like 23 of them, that had a [...]

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Think again. As you can see, the ladies (and by ladies we mean dirty money grubbing whores with bad dental work, but alas) attending “Ladies Day” at the Royal Ascot at the Ascot Racecourse in England take it to a whole new level…a bizarro world, crazy, strange level, but a new one nonetheless. Check out more photos [...]

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