Im sure Under Armour appreciates the support, big guy Brian Downing, the man who Deadspin eluded to (AND WE NAMED THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOLA.COM!  CLAY TRAVIS DIDNT POST THAT SHIT FOR ANOTHER HOUR AFTER WE DID BUT WHATEVER THAT GUY IS A LAWYER AND MARRIED A CHEERLEADER, OR HADN’T YOU HEARD!?) as possibly the [...]

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Harvey Updyke’s second court appointed attorney now wants out. Can you blame him? Who’s next? Clay Travis? Bunkie Perkins? UPDATE:  Montgomery attorney Jerry Blevins is now representing Mr. Updyke. You may recognize Jerry as the attorney who sued the Elmore County school board to keep his kids out of school because of the swine flu scare. The case was dismissed. [...]

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Mitch Mustain, completeing the rite of passage of most residents of Springdale, Ark…their first narcotics associated offense.  You’re a man now, Mitchell, congrats. Well, maybe not a full-on “emporium,” but Mitch Mustain was arrested by Los Angeles police Tuesday evening on charges of selling prescription drugs online…that’s a felony, Broseph.   He’s currently being held in [...]

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Any reason to bring back this photoshop is a good reason We can finally close the book on the Andy Kennedy/Cab driver racial slur jihad from two seasons ago…and it didn’t even take a trial or testimony from a crazy lady about how she used to give oral treats to her former attorney or how [...]

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Josh Booty…can likely afford 3 ply now Reserve you a spot in VIP ,start poppin’ that Chrissy and shirk those support payments for one more month, cause Josh Booty, you done come up now, son!  The the former LSU and Brown quarterback, and sole reason that we are even around these here internets, just settled out [...]

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Dressed like he was going to a funeral or audition for Sam Phillips, JaMarcus Russell pled “not guilty” this morning to possessing codeine syrup in Mobile. His attorney commented afterwards that JaMarcus was “getting prepared to play professional football.” Good to see that he’s keeping his CFL and Arena Football options open, and not just limiting [...]

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You can officially categorize the dust up between Mike Leach and Texas Tech over his treatment of Adam James (and by treatment I mean putting him in timeout in an equipment shed and a closet with the lights off) as “ugly”.  The Dread Pirate, through his attorney (who I desperately hope hears an eye patch during [...]

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