As with all Australian news, you’ve either got to go with Paul Hogan or that one track and field girl as the photo accompaniment.  I made an executive decision…as did LSU, by suspending punter Brad Wing for the Chick-fil-A Bowl.  Reports are that it is related to a failed drug test.  If that’s the case, [...]

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Long has the LSU football program been a rouge outfit of scofflaws and cheaters who have blatantly ignored the the NCAA rules and regulations.  Until now, they have escaped much in the way of investigation or persecution for their misdeeds, but finally the long arm of Johnny Law has caught up with the Tigers and [...]

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It’s a lovely convenience when you can get in your Friday afternoon 18 and still be able to exhibit the appropriate levels of hate for your weekend football opponent.  Well, The Caddy Shack in Baton rouge offers just such a luxury…by sticking an 8 foot tall (he wishes) Nick Saban on their driving range, that, [...]

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Happy birthday, Nick Saban…you might want to get that growth removed before the weekend Today is Halloween.  Today is also Nick Saban’s birthday.  These two things are mutually exclusive and totally independent of each other…but the Devil appreciates the irony nonetheless.  To celebrate this joyous occasion, and in anticipation of the Alabama/LSU game this weekend, some [...]

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Welp. BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) – Four former LSU football players were arrested Thursday on drug-related charges, officials said. Jordan Jefferson, Tyrann Mathieu, Karnell Hatcher, and Derrick Bryant were all charged with possession with intent to distribute marijuana, law enforcement sources told WAFB’s Jim Shannon and Kiran Chawla. The former players were in the process of [...]

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Pete Thamel will call your ass at all hours of the day from blocked phone numbers and then try to pay people off to get the story he wants…allegedly A day after Pete Thamel and Sports Illustrated released their cover story on Tyrann Mathieu, and more importantly, his potential eligibility issues, comes word from the Honey Badger’s [...]

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Free glow stick head band thingys for the first 100 people, ya heard Pete Thamel wrote a cover story Tyrann Mathieu for the upcoming issue of Sports Illustrated where he updates us on the current status and whereabouts of the Honey Badger-turned-mild-mannered-LSU-student.  In it, of all of the possible angles to take on the story, [...]

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