The target of much of the ire of LSU fans after the BCS Championship game, Jordan Jefferson, would like you all to know that he had no idea why the hell they were calling those plays either. He went on to say that he felt like Alabama was the more prepared team and then shot [...]
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Jordan Jefferson Doesn’t Know Why They Were Calling Those Plays Either, Guys
February 9th, 2012 · No Comments
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Les Miles Likes His Quarterbacks a Little More Top Heavy
February 2nd, 2012 · No Comments
That would be an ample explanation for why, when Gunner Kiel spurned the Tigers for Notre Dame, that LSU then went after top heavy…and just plain heavy, football throwing mastodon, Jeremy Liggins. In a Signing Day event yesterday, Miles took it a step further, insinuating that Kiel simply didn’t have the endowments necessary to support [...]
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Jeremy Liggins, Great Troll or Greatest Troll?
January 31st, 2012 · No Comments
Jeremy Liggins, making Ole Miss repeat the word over and over again As expected, in the most hyped event for a 3 star prospect since Sly Croom was setting up road blocks at Robert Elliot’s house, Jeremy Liggins, Lafayette High quarterback and owner of your dead great uncle’s 70′s tie collection, spurned his home town [...]
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Jeremy Liggins Threatens to Burn Down the Square Tonight
January 30th, 2012 · 1 Comment
Jeremy Liggins, he of the “holy God look at the size of that thing” Lafayeette County Ligginses, will be making his decision on which fine insitution of higher learning he will attend and possibly play football for this evening on the Square in Oxford. While that would seem like the perfect place to committ to [...]
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CSI:FOTP…Investigating the Teabagging Crime Scene
January 30th, 2012 · 2 Comments
Bourbon Street in the day time…it does exist Now that the hardened criminal mastermind behind the now infamous Alabama teabagging caper has been brought to the cold hands of justice the media, internets, and most importantly, the Finebaum Show, has moved on to more pressing matters. FOTP, your first stop for sports blogging SEC forensic expertise, [...]
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Everybody Do the Brad Wing, It’s Australia Day
January 26th, 2012 · No Comments
Happy Australia Day, Kiwis Aussies…Who knew that an island filled with English criminals and ne’er do wells could produce both beer in over-sized cans and howitzer legged, co-ed wranglin’ swagga in only 225 years or cultural development. That’s just aggressive evolution right there. In their honor…everyone, of course, do the Brad Wing.
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Jarrett Lee Finally Gets In
January 24th, 2012 · No Comments
Les Miles isn’t in charge of Mardi Gras, because if he was, Jordan Jefferson would be the grand marshal of everything. This would cause entire parade routes to veer off course and into on-coming traffic and beads to be thrown willy nilly at devastating rates of speed and less than desirable accuracy. Despite such failure, Miles [...]
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