Its the only explanation for all of the LeBron to Miami fiasco…he was NWO the entire time (and now has the Hollywood Hogan beard to prove it).  After every win next year, they need to take the other team’s coach to half court and spay paint his back, just to make it official.  I guess [...]

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Great piece over at HoopsHype on Mahmoud Abdul Rauf, or as most LSU fans and really anyone on the Gulf Coast know him as, Chris Jackson.  Rauf, still playing professional basketball, now in Japan and at 40 years of age (40!…sweet fancy Moses Im getting old!), recalls his time in the NBA, the whole national [...]

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Who are all those old broads? You work for the internets writing about sports. There is no football or basketball. You’re halfway into a 2,430 game beisbol season so nobody gives a rip about until it matters (if it ever matters) and you aren’t even sure Hockey still exists (or if it ever existed).  Sure [...]

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Shaq, seen here reinacting his post moves from his Laker days Shaq has been long ridiculed for his acting abilities, or lack thereof.  Its hard to block the likes of Kazaam and Steel out of ones mind without the help of potent narcotics.  Lucky for him the bad acting, and probably the narcotics, were in [...]

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If you are one of the millions who feel the need to let everyone know exactly what you are doing at any given moment over at Twitter, you’ll be happy to know that Shaq, he of the highly entertaining THE_REAL_SHAQ on that lovely site, has learned how to post pictures.  This has thus far given us [...]

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Pistol Pete laughs at your feeble attempt to imitate The NBA and TnT have announced that they are foregoing a footrace between a drunken gambler and an old man to instead include HORSE into the events off NBA All Star Weekend.  Somewhere, Bill Simmons is giddy.  The NBA used to have this as part of [...]

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In his tireless effort not to be the requisite tall white stiff of a NBA center, Portland Trailblazers rookie, former Arkansas Razorback, and excessive user of conditioner Steven Hill tries to fit in with his new teammates by breaking out a dance that is sure to be coming to a Chad Johnson meaningless touchdown celebration near you…the [...]

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