“You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit.” “All right people, we got 10 minutes ’till game time, let’s all gather ’round. I’m not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I’d just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to [...]

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Screech says he did, so its got to be true.  I will say this, there was a noticeable bulking up by the lead singer of the Zack Attack during the College Years.  Let’s just assume that he was trying to recover quicker from that horrible knee injury he suffered in the championship basketball game in [...]

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Kelly Kapowski is with child.  If there was anyone capable of a virgin birth in modern times, I thought it was her…or at the very least I figured Johnny Dakota or Jeff from the Maxx would have knocked her up at some point.  Instead its some guy named Brady Smith, who is apparently an actor, [...]

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In our constant effort to be fair and balanced around here, I cannot, in good conscience, comment on the above.  My red and blue-leaning tendencies make any commentary by me seem biased and retaliatory.  I’d rather others with less partisanship than I lead the charge here.  That’s why Ive asked a few well known gentlemen who [...]

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The return of preppy…monumental Admittedly, I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon all that much.  My heavy rotation of Robot Chicken and whatever atrocious movie is on late night on Versus (last night…Caddyshack II, Randy Quaid’s finest work if you ask me) precludes me from catching it most times.  But Fallon’s segment with Mark-Paul Gosselaar last night [...]

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