This mugsot, forever and ever, amen Do you see that Nashville, what with your skinny jeans and pop-infused country thats too cool for the fucking room…that’s how a real country outlaw gets down with a public intox mugshot…just sneering into the the camera as if to say “Yeah, I got picked up for drinking outside a Baptist [...]

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FOTP would like to send out a special Happy Birthday to the first woman that any of us ever truly loved, Tiffani Amber Thiessen.  Bayside’s  first lady may turn 38 today (if this doesn’t make you feel ancient, nothing will), but she’ll always be our head cheerleader.  (We do not recognize short haired-Brian Austin-Green lovin’-90210 Kelly (Christ, eat [...]

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How are they supposed to return to normal activity NOW? A) Dog The Bounty Hunter is on campus. B) What if he is after YOU? C) Bounty Hunters are a growing problem in Tennessee, like Vampires in Santa Carla.

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Hey Maurice Jones Drew, what do you think about Clay Travis holding a roast for himself?  Yeah, me too. So, lawyer, cheerleader marrier, and expert in Alabama-based bulk retailers of fashionable menswear, Clay Travis, had a  a roast for himself last night.  I almost can’t type that without entering into the throws of a grand [...]

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Have fond childhood memories of being picked up in your mother’s Mazda Miata?….Then you’ll want to listen to this week’s episode of Two Blue Chairs.  Our very own Juice joins the idiocy as he,ParadigmShift35, and the Stuckeys ask each other life questions and discuss the intricacies of Sarah Jessica Parker’s escape plan in Flight of the [...]

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Against better judgement, here’s a new podcast series from two complete idiots that I may or may not have a loose association with, the Brothers Stuckey.  This week they discuss, with NASA rocket scientist and FOTP commenter ParadigmShift35, the final space shuttle launch and the state of our space program.  Its the dumbest 3 minutes you’ll spend today. Listen [...]

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I gots to hustle for that muscle PAAAAWWWWLLLL That Social Security game isn’t going to last forever, and its a son-of-a-bitch to get Medicare to pony up that skrilla for your heart meds…so when that’s the case, there’s really only one way for the greatest generation to make it in these streets…by slinging that rock. [...]

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