Anybody who reads FOTP regularly knows Im more than just a little bit of a mark for Ric Flair. Blame it on far too many Saturday Nights watching programming presented by Jim Crockett Promotions. I grew up on Flair and his Horsemen buddies fueding with the likes of Terry Funk and the Rock n Roll [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Rasslin’'
Ric Flair, Not as Limo-riding, Jet-flying as Previously Thought
August 26th, 2011 · No Comments
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CM Punk Shoots Us Straight for a Brief Moment
June 28th, 2011 · No Comments
I very rarely watch wrestling anymore. I might catch the occassional segment on RAW or even mosey over to TNA to support one of FOTP’s own contributors that may or may not have something to do with that promotion, but for the most part, I, like alot of long time wrestling fans, have lost interest. [...]
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If You Smell What My Pick-Up Lines Are Cookin’
May 23rd, 2011 · No Comments
Picking up women is hard. Thankfully that some of the greatest wrestlers of our generation provided us with the conversational roadmap to a lady’s heart. I’ll assume that no Ric Flair lines were used for fear of immediate public nudity and potential impregnation upon the utterance of the Natureboy’s words.
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Pour One Out for the Macho Man
May 20th, 2011 · No Comments
The Macho Man, dead…still part of the greatest wrestling match in WWE history Rest in Peace Macho Man. If you are scoring at home, that’s 2/3rds of the main event at Wrestlemania V dead from less than wonderful circumstances. Im sure the sudden heart attack he had while driving today had nothing to do with [...]
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Ric Flair is Taking You to School
April 13th, 2011 · No Comments
Ric Flair has proven time and time again that when you want to move scratch off lottery tickets, you call in the dirtiest player in the game….But had I known that an advanced degree in stylin’ and profilin’ was available, maybe I would have rethought that whole law school nonsense. [HT:HHR]
FINALLY…
February 15th, 2011 · No Comments
Nothing like ending the day in full on mark-out mode. The Rock, he of the unfortunately green-lit Disney movie The Rocks, made his return to Monday Night Raw after some 7 years of having the Hollywood career that Roddy Piper always should have had. He returned to break out all of the old catch phrases, [...]
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RAW is Your Wedding Reception
December 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment
Remember that wedding precession with the whole choreographed dance routine and whatnot….yeah, well this wedding reception drops a Randy Macho Man Savage size elbow on that gay ass Glee shit. They got serious and brought in a professional to handle the introductions. WWE legendary announcer Howard Finkel makes an appearance to present the wedding party [...]