Photo taken from FOTP personal collection Nick Saban has a bit of a mouth on him. So much so that his verbal diarrhea may have turned off the top high school prospect in all the land. Jadeveon Clowney, defensive end and destroyer of lesser mortals, after committing to South Carolina, revealed that he didn’t care [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Recruiting'
Nick Saban is a Cunning Linguist
February 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Tags: Alabama Football · Recruiting · South Carolina
Who Was the Fax Fetcher During Signing Day at Alabama
February 2nd, 2011 · 4 Comments
If theres one thing that a good recruiter knows, its that sex sells…just ask Lane Kiffin…so there little doubt that a top notch recruiter like Nick Saban would take every sexy advantage he could in securing a top class, why else would he have short skirted fax vixens updating the recruiting board on the Athletic [...]
Tags: Alabama Football · Recruiting
Signing Day Default Out of the Office Notice
February 1st, 2011 · No Comments
As is tradition, and thanks to high demand from the readership, it is your Mormon Rock Overlords who provide the soundtrack for this most glorious of National Signing Days. Real life, completely oblivious of the significance of the day, will render me indisposed for most of the morning…a time when most recruits, assuming they survived [...]
Tags: College Football · Recruiting
Auburn Wins the Battle for Recruiting Street Cred
January 26th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Today comes word that Florida tailback Tre Mason has chosen Auburn over Ole Miss, and that news alone should upset the Rebel recruitnics, but then I come to find out that Mason is the son of De La Soul member, Maseo. So, unless one of the members of Tribe Called Quest has a son who [...]
Tags: Auburn Football · Ole Miss Football · Recruiting
Is This a Text from CJ Johnson?
January 25th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Hell if I know. But its being floated around these here interwebs as the genuine article from one of Mississippi’s top recruits. The 5 star Philadelphia linebacker and former Mississippi State verbal commit is down to State, Ole Miss, and LSU, with Ole Miss being the reported school to beat. Johnson decommited to State once [...]
Tags: Mississippi State Football · Ole Miss Football · Recruiting
ULL Builds Facility to Welcome Recruits, Eventual Devastating Tornado
July 30th, 2010 · 3 Comments
The ULL double wide welcome wagon College football is an arms race. Schools will spend untold sums in order to build the largest and most grand of football palaces in order to attract the finest and most prominent of recruits. In that arms race, among the college superpowers, somebody’s got to be Afghanistan. Behold the [...]
Tags: College Football · Recruiting · ULL
Early Frontrunner for Recruit of the Decade
July 9th, 2010 · 4 Comments
Ladies & Gentlemen meet WONDERFUL TERRIFIC MONDS THE II a weakside defensive end recruit from Fort Pierce, Florida. Wonderful Terrific currently holds an offer from Kansas, but claims interest from Florida, Alabama, and Ohio State. Most articles simply refer to him as “MONDS” seemingly unaware what to do with his joyous namesake. He could be [...]
Tags: College Football · Recruiting