A festivus for the rest of y’all If there are two traditions that can be readily identified as uniquely Southern, it’s SEC football and annual family trips to the emerald shores of the Redneck Riviera, but until now, these two pillars of southern culture have been left to separately, left to maintain legitimacy on their merits and [...]

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The South Carolina Lieutenant Governor, Ken Ard,  resigned yesterday amid an ethics scandal in which campaign funds were misappropriated and used for personal use.  What kind of personal use, you ask?  The kind of personal use you might expect from a person in a position of power in the South…SEC Championship Game tickets.   The media [...]

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To throw us all a Dixie cup of water during this dry and desolate of time for football news and actual real life football games, the SEC has released the Media Days schedule.  Mizzou and A&M get early induction on the first day, and, since copious amounts of alcohol may be needed after its over, [...]

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Mizzou entered the ongoing SEC billboard wars in the most Switzerland of ways possible, by thanking it’s fellow combatants for just letting them be a part of it all.  Next time, for authenticity purposes, this billboard needs to also include a Chick-fil-a cow, shirtless Steve Spurrier, the photoshop of Saban with bags of money, a FOIA [...]

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As tradition and the availablity of low hanging fruits may dictate, lets make a few observations about this year’s SEC Coaches photo: Gene Chizik dresses exactly like your dad.  He would wear a jump suit and tennis shoes to church if his wife let him. Looks like Muschamp stole Chizik’s leather jacket from last year.  That [...]

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On this most loving of days where we offer up our affections for one another up for public display, those most tender-hearted of individuals, the coaches of the Southeastern Conference, are here to provide the soundtrack to your time with that special someone on this Valentie’s Day.  So, hold that loving embrace a little longer, find [...]

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Ladies and gents, a Sam Elliot Mask reference…the Brian VanGorder era at Auburn is gonna be awesome Actual legitimate stuff happened outside of New Orleans this week and some of you may deem such information important to the advancement of your favorite collegiate football program.  The line for mustache rides forms to the left. The [...]

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