We are gonna miss everybody…including Uncle Charles After 3 years plus of forced jokes, questionable spelling practices, professional wrestling references, and an exhaustion of the full jokes-about-Houston-Nutt catalog, I have decided that it’s time to shut down Friends of Program in it’s current state and form.  There are a couple of factors that led up [...]

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Over the weekend, two Ole Miss students, and siblings, John and Sarah Wheat, were killed on Highway 6 when a car coming the other way crossed the median and hit the Wheats’ car head on.  It’s a terrible tragedy in every way possible.  I didn’t know John personally, but, when I saw the news of [...]

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Modest request of you the FOTP reader if you’ve got a minute and a couple of extra bucks lying around…A good friend of mine, Trent Wierick was in a pretty rough accident last week while riding his road bike on a rural Louisiana backroad.  He essentially took a moving truck to the sternum and is [...]

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Your humble purveyor of this here site, Bunkie T. Perkins, Esquire is taking a couple of days off from general tomfoolery and jokes about Bobby Petrino’s current lot in life.  I’ll be in New York all weekend so hit me up on Twitter if you are in the area and so inclined to have a [...]

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As I’m sure many of you did, I spent an inordinate amount of time last week daydreaming about winning the MegaMillions lottery and, more importantly, how I would spend it.  I’m sure your plans involved sound investments, tax shelters, and charitable giving…my plans involved specific roles for Burt Reynolds, Ric Fair,  Kid Rock, and Jared [...]

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The latest installment of the Independent Search Firm has the line “Paul Johnson wears a wrestling singlet at all times”.  This is the type of analysis you’ll get when we are a mere 6 days away from <Tony Schiavone caps lock> THE GREATEST  SPECTACLE IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING </Tony Schiavone caps lock>known as [...]

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To make the following announcement, I Googled “Most Awesome Picture Ever”, above is the first result that came up.  That seems like an appropriate lead-in for some very important FOTP news…Starting this week, internet celebrity and NCAA college football scoring efficiency record holder, Rick Muscles, will be here to answer any and all quaetions about, pretty [...]

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