To make the following announcement, I Googled “Most Awesome Picture Ever”, above is the first result that came up.  That seems like an appropriate lead-in for some very important FOTP news…Starting this week, internet celebrity and NCAA college football scoring efficiency record holder, Rick Muscles, will be here to answer any and all quaetions about, pretty [...]

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In FOTP’s constant effort to sell out at every turn, we’ve sacrificed our independence for the good of  page views and joined up with Fox Sports and i’ts blog network, YardBarker.  Don’t expect much change over here beyond the header or sidebar link…still the same jokes about Houston Nutt, forced wrestling references,  and misspellings that you’re used [...]

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Ill be on Stuck with Smitty,  NW Arkansas’ most erotic sports talk show, at 12:30 to discuss all of the fall-out with the Toomer’s Corner Tree Assasin.  Joe Schad will also be on the show. Naturally, he is my opening act. Peep the goodness here.

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What are you doing spending your time reading this site today?  Get out there and spread a little Christmas cheer.  Pants are optional. We’ll be back full force next week, as I’ll be on hand for what will likely be the fastest and most devoid of vertical passing football game in the history of man, [...]

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I’ll be on with with the hottest new Arkansas Sports Radio duo in, well, Arkansas at 12:30 today as I join Jordan Stuckey and former Razorback Michael Smith to discuss the perils of trying to score cheap Sugar Bowl tickets and the undiscovered benefits of a loveless marriage.  Click here to listen to all the [...]

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Sorry that the posting has been a little lacking this week, Im on vacation in Colorado where the amount of snow falling has me looking over my shoulder for Jake Gyllenhaal and a pack of digitally produced wolves.  That being the case, Im far too busy totally shredding to write much this week.  Medallion and [...]

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A monumental event like @SummerofMallett descending upon New Orleans is an occasion that must be celebrated with outerwear….and with the good and probably overly sleeve tattooed people over at Affliction and Ed Hardy spurning our advances for a commemorative SummerofMallett/Sugar Bowl t-shirt, FOTP has taken it upon itself to do it our damn selves.  Behold the [...]

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