Your humble purveyor of this here site, Bunkie T. Perkins, Esquire is taking a couple of days off from general tomfoolery and jokes about Bobby Petrino’s current lot in life.  I’ll be in New York all weekend so hit me up on Twitter if you are in the area and so inclined to have a [...]

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As I’m sure many of you did, I spent an inordinate amount of time last week daydreaming about winning the MegaMillions lottery and, more importantly, how I would spend it.  I’m sure your plans involved sound investments, tax shelters, and charitable giving…my plans involved specific roles for Burt Reynolds, Ric Fair,  Kid Rock, and Jared [...]

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The latest installment of the Independent Search Firm has the line “Paul Johnson wears a wrestling singlet at all times”.  This is the type of analysis you’ll get when we are a mere 6 days away from <Tony Schiavone caps lock> THE GREATEST  SPECTACLE IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING </Tony Schiavone caps lock>known as [...]

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To make the following announcement, I Googled “Most Awesome Picture Ever”, above is the first result that came up.  That seems like an appropriate lead-in for some very important FOTP news…Starting this week, internet celebrity and NCAA college football scoring efficiency record holder, Rick Muscles, will be here to answer any and all quaetions about, pretty [...]

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In FOTP’s constant effort to sell out at every turn, we’ve sacrificed our independence for the good of  page views and joined up with Fox Sports and i’ts blog network, YardBarker.  Don’t expect much change over here beyond the header or sidebar link…still the same jokes about Houston Nutt, forced wrestling references,  and misspellings that you’re used [...]

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Ill be on Stuck with Smitty,  NW Arkansas’ most erotic sports talk show, at 12:30 to discuss all of the fall-out with the Toomer’s Corner Tree Assasin.  Joe Schad will also be on the show. Naturally, he is my opening act. Peep the goodness here.

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What are you doing spending your time reading this site today?  Get out there and spread a little Christmas cheer.  Pants are optional. We’ll be back full force next week, as I’ll be on hand for what will likely be the fastest and most devoid of vertical passing football game in the history of man, [...]

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