And this bird you cannot chaaayyyiange Imagine if you will the scene yesterday when embattled and recently benched South Carolina Senior quarterback Stephen Garcia showed up in the Gamecock athletic offices to take his Spurrier-mandated alcohol test yesterday .  Given his current state of benchdom with the team, I like to imagine that he showed up [...]

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You may hate him now, Steve, but you’ll come back.  No matter how many untimely picks he throws or how many times he gets drunk in the club and has a 3 way make-out session with a bunch of Miami skanks…you’ll come back.  No matter how many leads he squanders or how many times he throws all [...]

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Either South Carolina football players have found some sort of Hilton Honors Points loophole that the rest of us are not aware of or they’ve been receiving impermissible benefits from a certain Columbia hotel…the NCAA, via this letter, thinks it’s the later.  Add in some recruiting violations that include boosters paying for trips and incidentals [...]

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Credit Sports Illustrated with the inevitable 6-6 season that is about to befall South Carolina, and the eating disorder that Alshon Jeffery is going to develop thanks to all that fat jokes that are about to come his way.  All that being said…GOTDAMN, TRENT RICHARDSON!  He must have trained all off-season by swimming in vats [...]

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Time to break out the good stuff, because the most inevitable reinstatement from a suspension this side of a WWE angle involving John Cena was announced yesterday…Stephen Garcia has fallen gently into Steve Spurrier’s loving embrace yet again. Given his apparent privelege within the Gamecock fold, for the season, we’ll be referring to Garcis as [...]

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Drunk in public…#5 learned it from watching you! At times, Stephen Garcia’s play for South Carolina could easily be described as “unsteady on his feet”,  ”uncooperative”, and having a “strong odor of alcoholic beverage coming from his person”.  You may consider those traits to be unbecoming of a top tier quarterback…the Gamecocks quarterback coach, GA [...]

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This post is here to serve as nothing more than a public service announcement to inform you that former South Carolina Gamecock quarterback and owner of the greatest football mullet ever (sorry, Mark Gastineau) is on Twitter. Follow accordingly…the line to the party forms in the back.

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