It’s nice to see a guy who has planned for his future, made sound investments while not over-spending on unnecessary lavishness, and set himself up a nice little nest egg so he can quit the rat race long before many of his counterparts and just kick back and enjoy the good life. Enjoy it Nu’Keese, [...]

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Smart attorneys saying dumb stuff…a Tennessee tradition Derek Dolley just got done with one of the more bizarre press conferences of the season.  It was a diarrhea of the mouth-type court holding that was completely provoked by rampant speculation, that Dooley, through poor on-field results and recent player difections, is losing his grip on his program.  He spent [...]

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Your move Baby Mark Mangino Now ready to hit the candy filled streets of Knoxville running, the Derek Dooley Halloween costume…complete with immaculately groomed hair, the orange pants of confidence, and that thousand yard stare of uncertainty that Vols fans have come to know and love.  Barbara Dooley companion piece sold seperately. [Via]

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The interwebs were all in (here, here, here) on the irony of insufficient spacing on the Tennessee locker room door as it relates to the current state of the program, but Derek Dooley is a pretty smart guy…a lawyer, even (© Clay Travis, All Rights Reserved)…and maybe we just need to stop with the obvious LOLZ [...]

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In Tennessee’s effort to suck all the joy out of life and transform the Smokies into the hillbilly police state, likely run by the Board of Directors of Cracker Barrel, that it was always meant to be, the state’s legislature, and thusly the Governor, has passed a law that criminalizes transmitting or displaying online images that could [...]

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Hey guys, just your normal attorney turned sports writing sensation, who happens to be married to an ex- NFL cheerleader, here to report, without any acknowledgement as to where I got the information, that Mike Hamilton is resigning as Athletics Director at Tennessee.  I would like to take this opportunity to recommend my close personal friend Phil Fulmer for [...]

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I like to imagine this man as Derek Dooley shortly after taking over the head coaching duties that Lane Kiffin left behind at Tennessee, except his hair would be able to withstand even the deadliest of cobra strikes…and Mike Hamilton would be above the pit pouring gasoline all over everything while dangling a match, you [...]

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