Creepiest and most utterly disturbing thing seen all day is credited to CGB who was so kind to share a site he found that is dedicated to all things Johnny 5 from Short Circuit.  I find the page dedicated to Johnny and Ali Sheedy that features a little robot on girl action to be the [...]

[Read more →]

On the heels of their commercial-turned-YouTube-sensation, Cullman Liquidation has expanded their mobile home empire to include fashionable apparel. You can now buy the Cullman Liquidation Tshirt.  Or don’t.  Robert Lee won’t care either way. To see all the high quality local commercials produced by some guys named Rhett & Link, head on over to their website.

[Read more →]

If you can connect every actor in Hollywood via six degrees of Kevin Bacon, you can find anyone in Alabama in just two emails. This is why in less than 48 hours FOTP operatives were able to track down instant interweb superstar RICKY of Ricky’s Rants for an exclusive interview. Ricky’s YouTube meltdown was featured at EDSBS, ClayNation, and of course [...]

[Read more →]

Peter Jackson talks progress on Hobbit movies, still awaiting Nick Saban’s script approval on the story of his ancestry [CHUD] Hooray Johnny Depp & Tim Burton together again and I have the HD trailer to prove it. The early 90s were good to them with Edward Scissorhands & Ed Wood, but Sleepy Hollow and Charlie & The [...]

[Read more →]

Ahh Football Fanaticism vs. Pop Culture Obsession. They may have different fathers (although statistics will tell you Travis Henry is behind at least one of them), but they definitely came from the same pill-popping, chain smoking uterus of the night. Is it any real surprise that the San Diego Comic-Con & SEC Media Days are happening [...]

[Read more →]

Relive that Easter when Mom made you, your Dad, and your kid brother wear matching sweaters and take a picture for Grandma.  You know how she loves handsome pictures of her boys.  [Awkward Family Photos]

[Read more →]