Looking to cash in on his recent fame, that is once the modeling and schilling for hair salons didn’t quite pan out, JT Bowtie is back with some sort of reality show about southern fraternity and sorority types called “Southern Preps”.   It seems like a glorious idea until he starts interviewing the front-tucked, Crockied gentlemen who [...]

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As you can see in this photo (it’s rather easy to pick him out), Bikini Contest Judge Tyrone Prothro had a good time at the Mullet Toss last weekend.  I can’t believe it’s been two years since the last time I made the trip. Thankfully others did (like Spencer)…photos, links, and what not from the 2010 Mullet Toss and Bikini Contest [...]

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Since we like to showcase the “white death” around the South from time to time (see here, here, and here), we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to show you the snow at Augusta National from earlier this month (which is less than two months from The Masters). Check out the rest of the photos at atruegolfer.com.  [HT: MtgyAU]

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That buttery second degree burning goodness right there Break-ups are hard.  Its the end of something that was once exiting and promise-filled, but due to difference or circumstance has now become undesirable and expendable.  The toll taken, emotional and otherwise, is lasting.  But take heart, scorned loves, time heals all wounds…even the second degree burn kind [...]

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Bear witness o’ loyal readers of FOTP, because there will never be a photo essay with this much awesome from today til forever at some point.  I flew down to the Plains of Auburn to meet up with this website’s other forefather, Mike Medallion, to embark on a 72 hour period of alcohol-fueled sporting goodness [...]

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USA Today has a profile of this Sunday’s Talladega Race that tells a rather ominous tale for our friends Bunkie Perkins & Michael Medallion who as chronicled here and in our podcast will be in attendance. Based on these quotes it sounds to me like Jimmie Johnson is straight up terrified to return to “Redneck Mecca“… [...]

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Elitist wine sippers in Alabama are short one option thanks to witless hypocrits at The Alabama Beverage Control Board. Cycles Gladiator, sold since 2006, has had it’s sales haulted immediately due to horrific imagery aimed toward our booze guzzling youths. The highly inflamitory label is based on a 19th century Parisian advert for Gladiator bicycles [...]

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