Good news for fans of social media and middle aged men with obvious drinking problems, former candidate for the school board in Conway, Arkansas, and FOTP favorite, Dwight David Honeycutt is on Twitter.  No confirmation on whether or not it is actually him but with tweet gems like “Just had sex with a woman who [...]

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This post is here to serve as nothing more than a public service announcement to inform you that former South Carolina Gamecock quarterback and owner of the greatest football mullet ever (sorry, Mark Gastineau) is on Twitter. Follow accordingly…the line to the party forms in the back.

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Attention pirate enthusiasts and fat little girlfriends…The Dread Pirate Leach is now on Twitter.  To soak in the mad genius 140 characters at a time, it might be best to find a quiet place where you can truly mentally prepare yourself, somewhere where there are any distracting sounds or bright lights that may hamper your enjoyment [...]

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In these slow and mundane times during the college football offseason, there are only so many pictures of Brooklyn Decker that we can post around here to keep things interesting, so at times, I’ve got to turn my attention elsewhere to mine the goodness.  Thankfully, there is SEC basketball, and whatever hybrid thereof that they [...]

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You see what you’ve done Cleveland.  I hope you’re happy Baltimore.  Your Monday Night suckfest has taken the purest of Kentucky’s flowers and sullied those virginal baby blues to the point that he is now entertaining the most prurient of (misspelled) visions rather than watch your programming.   If Kige is vulnerable, what hope do [...]

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