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FOTP Live and Loud

November 17, 2009 · 3 Comments

A LSU/Ole Miss Hate Week edition of FOTP Live and Loud airs tonight at 9 PM CST.  Our guest will be Steven Godfrey, Ole Miss legend, proprietor of The Godfrey Show, professional wrestling aficionado, Atlanta Falcons apologist, Lucy Pinder stalker, and noted coonass hater.  Topics to include pretty much everything to do with this weekend’s match-up in Oxford.  Do join us, won’t you.

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You Can Lead a Rebel to Water…

October 28, 2009 · 1 Comment

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You can work up quite a thirst when living up to the inflated hype of a preseason Top 10 ranking and the inevitable letdown that was to follow.  May we recommend grabbing a bottle of slightly chilled, sparkling Wild Rebel Water that may or may not have been invented by Danny Nutt, Gus Malzahn, David Lee, or some nameless sap back in the 30’s who played in an era when the forward pass was considered witchcraft and punishable by public flogging. 

If the cooling thirst quenching goodness of the high quality H2O isn’t enough for you, if you require some sort of  pinky-in-the-air-while-drinking type of bottle that is usually only reserved for Figi, Evian, and some other Frenchy water, rest easy fancy pants, Hooten Dale has got you covered…

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Daily Bennington

October 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

You need a little class in your life, so enjoy the daily comedic stylings of Mr. Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show (11-3 on XM 202, Sirius 197…the Official Satellite Radio show of Friends of the Program).

“I would’ve yelled out, ‘Hey I think I’m luckier, I don’t have Lou Gehrigs disease!’,…ya know, end the movie on a laugh” – Ron Bennington

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FOTP Vents

October 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

ventlogoI’ll be making another appearance on The Morning Vent in Mississippi’s capitol city Wednesday morning with sports radio host savants Kev and Jay. Potential topics to include the Reb’s big game with Bama this weekend, referee pummelings, and the viability of chicken served by a cross dresser.

Look for the post of the audio sometime midday. Ridicule my public speaking voice accordingly.

UPDATE:  The audio is up!

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This Is How Georgia Rolls?

October 5, 2009 · 4 Comments

Some UGA fans choose the traditional tailgating experience. Apparently, others like to break out in group line dances (at least they aren’t throwing trash everywhere, though they’re still killing the grass). Part 2 is after the jump…

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Because You Need It, Somewhere to Vent on this Disturbing Inevitability

September 30, 2009 · 1 Comment

It is that time of year again. Where young couples transfixed with potential marital bliss try their best to ruin the most sacred time of the year for us all (Fall Football Season & College Football Saturdays) with their hapless wedding plans. Look you just don’t mess with it. Don’t assume your friends are more mature now and can get by skipping a Gameday to see you happy.

We can’t. And your wedding will go down in the history books as: “The wedding that made us miss INSERT GAME.”

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We’re sure you have a story to tell youself so head on over to Fall Weddings Suck and let your black heart loose to tell us how you really feel. There are plenty of epic tales on there already, simply add yours to the mix…

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Case of the Mondays

September 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Woman of the Week:  Jenn Brown.  ESPNU’s newest sideline reporter has all the proper qualifications…she used to be a bikini model.

  • The best Gameday signs from the weekend [Busted Coverage]
  • The worst in Week 3 announcing [Awful Announcing]
  • Florida SAEs welcome Layla Kiffin to Gainesville [Clay Travis]
  • Gushing over Tyrod Taylor’s amazing comeback [CGB]
  • Summing up Florida/Tennessee [EDSBS]
  • Tebow’s poor performance can be blmaed on the Bible, totally [GatorFootballTalk]
  • Breaking down the Ole Miss/SELA scrimmage [RCR]
  • What we learned in the SEC over the weekend [Team Speed Kills]
  • Stealing beer at a Baylor tailgate…the most shocking part of the story?…theres beer at a Baylor tailgate [SbB]
  • This almost makes me want to buy tickets to a WKU game…almost [The Godfrey Show]
  • Chad Ocho Cinco’s Lambeau Leap was no well received by the locals [Deadspin]
  • Sheldon Brown maybe should have worn that mask the whole game [700 Level]
  • Brandon Stockley’s miracle catch…if it was on Tecmo Bowl [Sprotress of Blogitude]
  • Delonte West is the Desperado [Rumors & Rants]
  • A mildly retarded boy helps a girl find her dog [Tirico Suave]

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Daily Bennington

August 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

britspearsWe’re bored, its the summer, college football is on the horizon, but in the meantime,why not regale you with the daily comedic stylings of Mr. Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show (11-3 on XM 202, Sirius 197…the Official Satellite Radio show of Friends of the Program). Enjoy.

Lebron James and Britney Spears have exactly one thing in common. No Ring. – Ron Bennington

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Brett Favre’s Return is Not a Victimless Crime

August 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

bootyvikesBrett Favre leaves a trial of unemployed 3rd string quarterbacks and suddenly insignificant replica jerseys in his wake.  Today, John David Booty is now more than likely looking for work.  Thankfully the house of Booty is strong and will withstand this latest afront (or at least able to take a good police beatdown and tasing), and this too shall pass.

[HT: ASSeeninShreveport]

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Case of the Mondays

August 17, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Woman of the Week: Jennifer Korbin.  She stars in some show on Cinemax called “Lingerie”, which I can only imagine has excellent plot lines and character development.
  • Tiger is human [The Fanhouse]
  • Things did not go well for Gina Carano this weekend. [Busted Coverage]
  • Rick Pitino tries to explain $3,000. [Clay Travis]
  • Starbury will smoke if he pleases [Deadspin]
  • The compelling reasons for Tim Tebow’s beard. [EDSBS]
  • The leaders of the Cromptonites promote a contest [Losers With Socks]
  • Duke football, now with simne flu. [CGB]
  • John Daly doesn’t let a bad back and questionable pants get in the way of a little crooning. [Sportress of Blogitude]
  • Nicholls State, from slavery to Nazis in one mascot change or less. [SbB]
  • Bobby Lowder’s old bank had a rough week. [Team Speed Kills]
  • Godfrey makes his shining debut on the WWL…and in a move that Vince McMahon would be proud of, he sells the main event, +1. [ESPN]
  • The 2010 SI swimsuit issue should be splendid [With Leather]
  • What awesome sounds like…the Rapper soundboard [Tirico Suave]

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