“Whatever BCS bros…who wants to take shotz?!” That bastion of forthrightness and justice, the BCS, has seen fit to relieve the 2004 USC Trojans of its title as National Champions for that season’s football activities.  With the newly created vacancy, several completely delusional fans have made a case that given the current state of affairs that [...]

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“You wanted two Zani bars, right?” Yesterday it was reported that former USC quarterback and eternal mamma’s boy, Mitchell Mustain, of the Springdale Mustains, was arrested and charged with felony possession with intent to distribute, by trying to sell Adderall to an undercover cop in Los Angeles.  Turns out that Mustain will not be charged [...]

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YAWYAYYAWMYFOOTYAWYAW! The body can be a very brittle structure under certain amounts of force and pressure.  Bones break, tendons snap, muscles pull on even the most sturdy of us, and freak accidents, they do happen.  But if you combine the natural forces of gravit and time with unchecked intensity, brute Cajun strength, and a head full of [...]

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USC is giving back Reggie Bush’s Heisman Trophy and getting rid of O.J. Mayo and Reggie Bush references around campus: In other words, O.J. Simpson, your shit can stay, O.J. Mayo and Reggie Bush, your shit has got to go.

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Rocky Top you’ll always mean a stepping stone to meeeeee… screw you Rocky Top, I’m going to USC… What will they do without you coach? “Let them eat cake…” And the people respond…

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If this coaching thing doesn’t work out for Pete Carroll, there’s likely a couple piano bars in Los Angeles or elsewhere where he can make an honest living. Here he is tickling the ivories at a USC team meeting doing his best Bobby Day or maybe Michael Jackson.

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This guy’s (yeah theres a guy in the picture…over to the left…yeah there he is) trial date set Mark your calendars for March 2009!! No, not for another Madness-infused month of Dickie V’s intolerable man-love for every season’s most-disappointing-and-overrated-team, but for the first setting of the civil case against Reggie Bush alleging cash was given [...]

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