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A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat Oklahoma

November 16, 2009 · 5 Comments

As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat line, there is A LOT of interest in the launch. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to feature the uniforms as Nike releases Hi-Res previews of the program’s 10 teams. Here we have the Bobby Stoops’ Oklahoma Sooners.

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Daily Bennington

November 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

toledoYou need a little class in your life, so enjoy the daily comedic stylings of Mr. Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show (11-3 on XM 202, Sirius 197…the Official Satellite Radio show of Friends of the Program).

 

Toledo has the nickname “Alabama of the North” – Ron Bennington

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Kiffin Dismisses Richardson, Edwards

November 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I dont, know who Roger Alan Wade is.  The only reason he is included in this post is because he wrote a song about BB guns.  He’s got 3 names, lets assume he is from Tennessee.  And with that assumption made,  Nu’Keese Richardson and Mike Edwards will no longer be able to enjoy this type of Rocky Top state homespun comedy firsthand, as Lane Kiffin has dismissed them both from the Vol program, a week after their great Pellet Gun/Prius Pilot Station crime spree was unceremoniously thwarted.

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Case of the Mondays

November 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Woman of the Week:  Carrie Prejean.  Eight sex tapes and looking like an ass on Larry King…you had a full week honey, why don’t you go lay down and Ill bring you a cold compress and pint of Blue Bell, spoil yourself, you’ve earned it.

  • JT Bowtie hangs em up, gets all preachy, still talks with his hands, alot. [Busted Coverage]
  • College Gameday signs from TCU [CGB]
  • Dexter McCluster did it all this past weekend. [Dr. Saturday]
  • Clay Travis is a beaten man after a weekend in Oxford [Clay Travis]
  • Mizzou fans know whats important [Deadspin]
  • So, does anyone wanna win the Heisman? [SportingBlog]
  • Tahmmy from Quinzee is wicked pissed about that Pats/Colts game [KSK]
  • Titans owner Bud Adams has a strong opinion about Buffalo [SbB]
  • LT’s wife should get knocked up every week [FanHouse]
  • Pau Gasol is in a new episode of CSI, lets hope he killed a hooker [SBNation]
  • Outbreak Monkey attacks Brock Lesnar [TSN]
  • Bikini golf…just because [WithLeather]

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A Below Average Photo Essay: The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry

November 15, 2009 · 3 Comments

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After staying in Cumming, GA (must resist making a joke) on Friday night (unfortunately, we didn’t make it there early enough for the 9th Annual Steam, Antique Tractor, and Gas Engine Exposition - that would have been a great BAFE), we headed to Athens on Saturday for the Deep South’s Oldest Rivarly. The weather, tailgating, co-eds, and first 10 minutes or so of the game, at least for our crew, were top notch. We also learned that the fire alarm will actually sound if you try to use the emergency exit stairs in the Learning Center near the stadium. All in all a great Saturday, if only the outcome of the game had been a bit different. In any event, here’s some photos of what we saw in Athens…

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The Pig Fan Revolution Has Begun

November 14, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Is Integrity Picking It’s Nose?

November 14, 2009 · 1 Comment

You be the judge. Courage is under fire in this game.

Integrity Picking Nose

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A Closer Look at Nike Pro-Combat FSU

November 14, 2009 · 12 Comments

As you can see by the comment section in our post on Nike’s Pro-Combat line, there is A LOT of interest in the launch. And to give each take a fair shake we’ll try to feature the uniforms as Nike releases Hi-Res previews on the program’s 10 teams. Here we have Bobby Bowden (or is it Jimbo Fisher)’s Florida State Seminoles.

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Daily Bennington

November 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

1 SHEET MASTER_TemplateYou need a little class in your life, so enjoy the daily comedic stylings of Mr. Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show (11-3 on XM 202, Sirius 197…the Official Satellite Radio show of Friends of the Program).

Fez: The Blindside is about the big, black offensive lineman that Sandra Bullock takes in.

Ron: Is his name Precious?

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The O Returns

November 13, 2009 · 3 Comments

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We are of YAW YAW YAW…always (photoshop by TZilla)
The invasion is upon us.
The Coach O makes his first trip to Ole Miss since he was mercifully dismissed after three years as head coach…a coaching tenure more significant for its barrage of lampooning and lamenting than for any actual football. For Orgeron, I imagine, the game has great personal significance, Im quite sure he is somewhat bitter about the way he was fired and how the current coaching regime is benefitting from what is perceived to be all his blood, sweat, and tears on the recruiting trail in his three years in Oxford. For Ole Miss fans, the sentiment isn’t nearly as vitriol-filled. Most Rebel fans acknowledge the talent that he brought…guys like Dexter McCluster, Greg Hardy, and Jerrell Powe may have never dressed in Red and Blue had it not been for O’s relentless pursuit, but there in lies the rub, with all that talent, Orgeron could never muster more than the occasional SEC win over Vandy and a slew of moral victories. And for that reason alone, he got fired after 3 seasons. But in those three seasons, college football was blessed with some of the most bat-shit insane stories and half truths about Ed Orgeron the person and head football coach at a BCS institution. And in honor of that sort of insanity, let us welcome the man’s return to Oxford with some of his most significant contributions to Ole Miss football, college football, and high comedy.

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