Call the Demopolis Police. She’s wanted for passing counterfeit $100 bills at a convenience store. Bear Bryant’s photo on the $100 bill* was probably a good sign they were fake. [HT: robertelowder] * Likely not true.

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Tis the holy trinity from the Book of Saban Behold the spoils of victory that would make even Don “Magic” Juan a little embarrassed at the ostentationess of it all.  The well manicured hand allegedly belongs to Lord Saban himself as he shows off the type of ornamentation that will likely make a tour through the various [...]

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Bama fans, gettin’ money, gettin’ paper In a materialistic world, people are driven to monumental lengths to obtain the finer things in life.  Luxury cars, first class travel, lavish clothing and gifts…these are the things that can be achieved with hard work, great personal sacrifice, and even a little luck.  But when Alabama football season [...]

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Youre the a man now, dawg! Over the weekend, we posted a harmless little mugshot of one Joseph Cutcher, a gentleman who unfortunately ran afoul of the law in Alabama, and even more unfortunatly shares a striking resemblance to Meat Loaf.  We were startled by his appearance, mesmerized by his bitch tits, and intrigued by [...]

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As has been well documented here, the Alabama Crimson Tide faithful flocked to Wal-Mart locations all over the greater Tuscaloosa area over the weekend in order to get a glimpse of the freshly won BCS National Championship trophy.  Many have poked fun at Bama fan for the selection of such a locale where the commoners can file [...]

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Last night, a victorious and Gatorade drenched Nick Saban lifted the BCS Trophy high above the well-manicured turf at the Rose Bowl amid throngs of media, players, and fans.  This weekend, the trophy will make its way to Tuscaloosa so that the whole of Bama Nation can view the spoils of victory.  Only a place [...]

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Alabama is your national champion. When you think about it, this was an inevitable outcome.  Its not just because Nick Saban is an undeniable coaching force with the power to mold teams of young men into soul crushing leviathans in a startling short and effective period of time, however that would more often than not [...]

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