This morning , the SEC announced that it was levying a one game suspension on Ole Miss freshman safety Trae Elston for the hit you see above. They relied on the NCAA rules preventing “targeting”, as explained in this tidy little press release from the offices of Mike Slive. Essentially a player cannot target and then [...]
The SEC Has a Perfectly Good Explanation
September 11th, 2012 · 1 Comment
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Saban to Penn State, It’s Totally Happening
December 29th, 2011 · No Comments
It must be true because a commenter on a somewhat legitimate news reporting website said it. It’s his DREAM JOB after all and there’s just no way he is turning it down and he’s taking Kirby Smart and Trent Richardson with him and he’s gonna make the announcement and everything right before the National Championship [...]
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Send One Up for the South Today
April 28th, 2011 · No Comments
Just awful. Hope everybody stayed safe, especially our Alabama bros. Donate here. They need some serious help.
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Catfish’s Tree Gets Rolled
March 21st, 2011 · 4 Comments
First, it was poisoned. Now, Catfish’s tree has been rolled. The Aubs even left a sign. The Great Iron Bowl War rages on. [HT: ScooterMitch]
The Program’s Picks
November 12th, 2010 · No Comments
IT HAS ARRIVED. Another year of another week where the the degenerates who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We are usually completely and totally wrong, blinded by team allegiance, alumni status, and probably a 5th of Makers, but hey, we aim to entertain with our irreverence. We’ve [...]
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The Program’s Picks
November 5th, 2010 · No Comments
IT HAS ARRIVED. Another year of another week where the the degenerates who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We are usually completely and totally wrong, blinded by team allegiance, alumni status, and probably a 5th of Makers, but hey, we aim to entertain with our irreverence. We’ve [...]
Tags: Gambling · The Program's Picks
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Crimson
November 2nd, 2010 · 3 Comments
Lord Voldemort? Please, he was like the wizarding world’s version of Mike Shula. Nick Saban, well he is the wizarding world’s version of Nick Saban. The University of Alabama will hold a massive Quidditch Tournament. Yes, the make-believe broomstick riding sport invented by bajillionaire author J.K. Rowling for the Harry Potter series is coming to [...]
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