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Nick Saban is Your Spring Break Hook-Up

March 12th, 2012 · No Comments

As I mentioned in the ol’ link dump below, Nick Saban is the proverbial sand in the crack of Spring Break’s ass at Alabama.  Holding practice hours before vacation is, on the surface, a very dick, and thus, very Nick Saban move.  But maybe in that cold West Virginia lump of coal he calls a heart, [...]

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Tags: Alabama Football

Andre Smiff Throws His Weight Around

March 12th, 2009 · 2 Comments

It was a less than dazzling workout for ol’ Andre yesterday. We’re sure running without a shirt didn’t help matters much. Though, as Orson puts it, “at least he didn’t vomit while running.” [HT for the Photo: JiSM]

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Tags: Alabama Football · NFL Draft

Andre Smith Announces What We All Knew Already

January 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment

He’s gone, gone, gone. Off to the land of milk and honey and millions of dollars…and VIP access to strip clubs. Though, we’re sure it’s typical for any college football player declaring for the NFL draft to release his “official” statement through a lawyer. Then again, not every player has to answer questions from the state attorney [...]

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Tags: Alabama Football · NFL Draft