Before the State of Alabama secedes from the United States, Auburn fans are turning to Trooper Taylor chest bump buddy and President of the United States, Barack Obama, to put an end to the dumpster fire that is Auburn football: we petition the obama administration to: Remove Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizk from Auburn University [...]

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As you may have heard by now, it was an eventful flight for Spirit yesterday at Jordan Hare. First, it flew right into the window of one of the suites. Then it attacked the east side scholarship section. Props to the elder lady in the middle, first for not succumbing to Auburn’s marketing ploy of TRUE BLUE, and second [...]

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Full of hate and handy with the ryegrass. Auburn is known for their recent national championship and, more so, their efficiency in the agricultural arts.  When those two powers combine, the above “beautification” of Bryant Denny Stadium, and it’s surroundings, is the logical result.  It’s basic farm science, PAAAAWWLLLL. More after the jump.

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Watch the coeds and frat guys that didn’t make the trip to Glendale celebrate in one of FOTP’s favorite bars in Auburn. Or, if you are like Juice, and prefer the less-crowded confines of The Vault (f/k/a Bodega), that video is after the jump.

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This was probably the most anti-climatic last second field goal to win a championship in the history of football. But I’ll take it. Every Auburn fan will take it. Auburn is the BCS National Champion. Never thought I would never say those words. Well, I was there (Juice was too, somewhere) and did manage to take a few [...]

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  The Montgomery Airport sucks. I speak from experience. For those Auburn fans flying to Phoenix out of Montgomery, it just got worse. DJ at Large will be there with “music and karaoke.” Expect Bama fans waiting on flights to request “Take the Money and Run” and “Son of a Preacher Man”.

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Happy Halloween from Cam Newton…

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