Harvey Updyke’s second court appointed attorney now wants out. Can you blame him? Who’s next? Clay Travis? Bunkie Perkins? UPDATE:  Montgomery attorney Jerry Blevins is now representing Mr. Updyke. You may recognize Jerry as the attorney who sued the Elmore County school board to keep his kids out of school because of the swine flu scare. The case was dismissed. [...]

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When you are faced with the embarrassment of having misspellings on your football season tickets, there’s really only one way to turn the public relations, um, tide, in your favor…make a clever* t-shirt. It’s a tactic that’s worked well for Big Johnson, Big Dog, and I’m sure some sort of “large size” related organization for [...]

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In the grand tradition that Mike Price made famous in his short time in Tuscaloosa, Alabama has found itself at the forefront of a sex scandal.  THE sex scandal, in fact.  Tiger Woods allegedly bedded (or couch’d in his office, whatever) a Alabama coed during his tour of pretty much anything with a pulse and [...]

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Oh Snap.

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At first, I wasn’t sure what this was. Apparently, his name is Robert Paulson Joseph Cutcher. And from this photo, we know that Joseph’s a Bama fan, was arrested, appears to be 4′ 2″, and has “bitch tits“. A truly great combination. All I can say is, Row Tahd Mr. Crutcher, Row Tahd.

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“Kids, get the homemade guitar string tat machine and let momma and daddy sleeve you up.” ($1 to Will) Meet PattyJo Marsh…mother, Bama fan, and amateur tattoo artist. On Friday, PattyJo and her husband were arrested after tattooing six of their children with her homemade tat machine: “a plastic pen body with a needle made of a guitar [...]

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Bama fans are going to great lengths to show their team pride in wake of last weekend.  Well, add this one to the wardrobe as well, Sons of Saban.  Celebrate the attonement of past transgressions through salty tears of disappointment with a t-shirt that more than likely will double as acceptable Sunday’s best-wear in the [...]

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