Contrary to a passing first glance, this is not Brody Croyle…I think Getting arrested in Alabama with any and all combinations of Alabama Crimson Tide gear on is a long standing tradition in the state. It’s almost a rite of passage. But when you choose to break the law, with Alabama gear on, while sporting [...]
Bama Bangs Make a Their Debut in the Hoosegow
April 11th, 2012 · No Comments
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No One Wants to Represent Harvey Updyke
February 22nd, 2011 · 5 Comments
Harvey Updyke’s second court appointed attorney now wants out. Can you blame him? Who’s next? Clay Travis? Bunkie Perkins? UPDATE: Montgomery attorney Jerry Blevins is now representing Mr. Updyke. You may recognize Jerry as the attorney who sued the Elmore County school board to keep his kids out of school because of the swine flu scare. The case was dismissed. [...]
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Bama Fans Can Now Celebrate Their Spelling Short Comings in T-Shirt Form
August 19th, 2010 · 14 Comments
When you are faced with the embarrassment of having misspellings on your football season tickets, there’s really only one way to turn the public relations, um, tide, in your favor…make a clever* t-shirt. It’s a tactic that’s worked well for Big Johnson, Big Dog, and I’m sure some sort of “large size” related organization for [...]
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Tiger Woods Had SEC Speed
April 7th, 2010 · 3 Comments
In the grand tradition that Mike Price made famous in his short time in Tuscaloosa, Alabama has found itself at the forefront of a sex scandal. THE sex scandal, in fact. Tiger Woods allegedly bedded (or couch’d in his office, whatever) a Alabama coed during his tour of pretty much anything with a pulse and [...]
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JTBowtie Is Back
March 4th, 2010 · No Comments
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Row Tahd
February 21st, 2010 · 5 Comments
At first, I wasn’t sure what this was. Apparently, his name is Robert Paulson Joseph Cutcher. And from this photo, we know that Joseph’s a Bama fan, was arrested, appears to be 4′ 2″, and has “bitch tits“. A truly great combination. All I can say is, Row Tahd Mr. Crutcher, Row Tahd.
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Bama Fan Gets Kids Ready for BCS Championship Game with New Tattoos
January 3rd, 2010 · 7 Comments
“Kids, get the homemade guitar string tat machine and let momma and daddy sleeve you up.” ($1 to Will) Meet PattyJo Marsh…mother, Bama fan, and amateur tattoo artist. On Friday, PattyJo and her husband were arrested after tattooing six of their children with her homemade tat machine: “a plastic pen body with a needle made of a guitar [...]
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