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Bobby Massie, Unabridged

April 28th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Always one to leave the ladies wanting more, The Overweight Lover, Heavy B delivers with the full version of his instruction booklet to making that sweet sweet love.   [HT:  An undocumented member of  "and the Boyz", SnyGuy]

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Bobby Massie is a Hopeless Romantic

April 26th, 2009 · 6 Comments

 I like  my offensive linemen to have an appreciation for meticulous romancin’ You know, its hard to meet a nice girl out there these days.  You’ve really got to set yourself apart from all the other guys, bring something special to the table, a certain style, a panache, if you will, that will make your star shine a [...]

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Large Orb Commits to Ole Miss

February 4th, 2009 · No Comments

A rather large celestial body that may or may not have its own gravitational pull…otherwise known as Bobbie Massie, has committed to Ole Miss.  He was being courted by Ole Miss, Bama, and Georgia, among others.  The 6ft 8, 335 lbs mastadon looks to fill in for the departing Michael Oher on the offensive line.

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Tags: Recruiting