Sorry ladies, no more Petrino rides toward the Beaver First it was the volleyball playing blonde off the back of his motorcycle, then it was his career, then it was the motorcycle itself, now it’s real estate that Bobby Petrino seems to be dumping with a quickness.  The NWA Business Journal is reporting that the [...]

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For sale for a mid-major coaching job OBO If you are in the market for a slightly used but still mechanically sound motorcycle that was really only driven on the weekends during extra-marital affairs that would eventually lead to you losing your multi-million dollar coaching job and becoming the butt of any number of motorcycle/sex [...]

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The saga at Arkansas seems to, for the moment, have come to an end.  I say for the moment because, for the most part, the Arkansas athletics program is in some sort of perpetual state of drama.  That being the case, it’s only natural that the whole Petrino fiasco will become a Lifetime Original movie [...]

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Our long Fayetteville nightmare is over, as Jeff Long was able to snatch a head coaching pearl from the clutches of some random school in Utah’s deft clutches and bring him home.  I’ll wait to Long’s personnel files inevitably get FOIA’d to confirm, but at this point, I’ll assume that his main qualifications for the job were [...]

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Rumors now being confirmed that your new head football coach at the University of Arkansas, perhaps on just an interim basis, is John L. Smith.  I guess this makes a little bit of sense if you are going to go interim since he was Bobby Petrino’s mentor at Louisville, but it’s certainly sort of a [...]

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Bobby Petrino was willing to risk a high profile coaching job, millions of dollars, his slowly rehabilitating public persona, and, probably most significantly, his relationship with his wife and family, for one (or maybe more than one) affair.  That, by all accounts, is a high price to pay for a slightly above average blonde who [...]

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Remember in grade school when the teacher told you how important it was to have good handwriting.  You’d have to take out those ridiculous three lined pieces of brownish paper and practice writing the upper case cursive Z until your hand started cramping.  They told you that you’ll never be taken seriously without adequate penmanship. [...]

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