It’s a Christmas miracle….that you don’t get Chlamydia Bret Bielema cited the availability of more money to hire a coaching staff and a chance to compete at the highest level as factors in his decision to leave Wisconsin and move to Fayetteville to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks   He failed to mention the charity and giving spirit of the [...]

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Coach me like your Arkansas girls, Bobby Bobby Petrino has long demonstrated a strong affinity for red things…Louisville, the Falcons, Arkansas, this… so it should come as no surprise that he has yet again affixed himself to something of that shade by taking the Western Kentucky head coaching job left vacant by the departing Willie Taggart  Thanks to [...]

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In a completely futile effort that is a complete and total waste of time, some of the Auburn faithful are using one of the tried and true methods to completely waste everyone’s time, by starting a petition to hire Bobby Petrino as their next head football coach.  You’ve got to commend the effort, because there [...]

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It’s one thing to throw on a neck brace and some blood paint and give your old lady a blonde wig…everybody is going to do that in Arkansas for Halloween this year…to take that next step in Bobby Petrino costuming, you’ve got to really commit, like investing in some sort of two wheeled motorized conveyance.  That not [...]

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Not quite Jimmy Swaggart levels of remorse Joe Schad and ESPN were nice enough to assist in Bobby Petrino’s image rehabilitation this morning by sitting down with the coach for the first time since his little motorcycle mishap.  In it, Petrino shows all the necessary levels of remorse required to get himself some sort of coaching job [...]

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Bobby P, carrying clubs like an elderly woman on a Country Club “Ladies Day” With a good bit of free time on his hands, and no golf clubs of his own to lug around anymore, Bobby Petrino took to the bag of his daughter Katie in the Kentucky Women’s Open.   No word on how Katie did, [...]

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Last we left our hero, he was physically MIA yet his belonging were popping up for sale everywhere from the local real estate listings to the Springdale Goodwill…but thanks to our idiot friends over at The Sports Dumpster, and contributions from myself and The Juice, a few potential destinations for the former Arkansas coach have come to [...]

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