I think now that this is available…here is the appropriate place to make the “now you can have an Auburn National Championship for thousands less than Auburn actually paid for theirs and you don’t even have to deal with any shady bagmen, go betweens, or answer to Paul Finebaum” joke. Ahhh, there. We all feel [...]
Obligatory Headline: Championships at Auburn are Easily Bought
February 21st, 2012 · 2 Comments
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The Auburn Entry in the Mountainbrook Halloween Parade Was Festive
November 2nd, 2011 · 6 Comments
The Mountainbrook suburb of Birmingham had it’s annual Halloween parade Monday (where Im assuming several participants dressed up as somebody who doesn’t have a trust fund waiting for them at the age of 30…FRIGHTENING!)…and with what I’m sure is a large demand among the populace for Auburn-themed floats, this El Camino obliged by going ALL [...]
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Auburn Responds to the NCAA’s Letter Regarding Cam Newton
October 13th, 2011 · No Comments
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Cam Newton Has Bieber Fever
May 23rd, 2011 · No Comments
“I got the swag; Ah man, I don’t mean to brag.” – Cam Newton [HT: SEC Rant]
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Finally, Cam Newton Will Get Some Air Time
March 8th, 2011 · No Comments
Been having Cam Newton withdrawls? No worries, ESPN3 will be carrying today Auburn Pro Day. The festivities are to kick-off around 12:30, with Cam Newton waiting til the end (headliners don’t open, baby) to throw. That’ll be around 3 Central time. There is no indication as to whether or not the broadcast will include the [...]
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Alabama Library Wants You to Protect Your Personal Belongings
March 7th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Alabama Library go-ers…steady trollin’ Patrons of the Gorgas Library on the University of Alabama, you have been warned. Keep your personal effects close, because it seems known suspect has been identified and is still at this time, at-large. I have no doubt that, simply on principal, ”Cam Newton” or an individual matching his description has been [...]
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FOTP EXCLUSIVE: A New Cecil Newton Voicemail
March 3rd, 2011 · 5 Comments
In the past few days, Huntsville, Al radio host and close personal friend to the shady go-betweens, Scott Moore, has reached out to anyone that will give him a significant audience to relay that he has heard the infamous “tapes” where Cecil Newton is purported asking John Bond and Kenny Rogers for upwards of $200,000 [...]