Hey Maurice Jones Drew, what do you think about Clay Travis holding a roast for himself? Yeah, me too. So, lawyer, cheerleader marrier, and expert in Alabama-based bulk retailers of fashionable menswear, Clay Travis, had a a roast for himself last night. I almost can’t type that without entering into the throws of a grand [...]
Clay Travis Presents a Roast of Clay Travis, in Conjunction With the Society for More Stuff About Clay Travis. CLAYTRAVISCLAYTRAVISCLAYTRAVIS
July 29th, 2011 · 3 Comments
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Where We Examine the Tile of Alabama’s Mall Circuit
July 27th, 2011 · 3 Comments
So it has come to this. Im about to post a slew of tile patterns from two Alabama Malls so that you, the tile-discerning readership, can identify whether or not the picture that Clay Travis displayed on his site (see how that works, Clay, proper cites are the bee’s knees), as he claims, as evidence that [...]
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Harvey Updyke Still Has Some Legal Representation Options
February 23rd, 2011 · 4 Comments
Is there no one in the entire state of Alabama that is willing to represent Harvey Updyke, the Toomer’s Corner tree assassin and noted resident of a van down by the river? Is the not one noble barrister willing to dismiss his own prejudices and allegiances to assist the least of those in their time of [...]
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Ruiner of Modern Civilization Responds to Brando
August 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Clay Travis, one of the blogging neerdowells that Tim Brando spoke of when he predicted the death of the human race at the hands of people without morals or proper editing, responds to the criticism in the appropriate tones…by setting out rational explanations of what is and what is not mainstream media…and insulting Timmy B’s hair, [...]
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Avoiding Shreveport
November 6th, 2008 · No Comments
Get your Port City gear while its hot! There are very few things more disheartening among SEC fans than the prospects of spending the bowl season at the Independence Bowl in Shreveport, Louisiana . But a mediocre season and an 8th place finish in the toughest conference in the land will get you some nice [...]
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