Friends of the Program

The Ed Orgeron Giving Tree

December 5th, 2011 · No Comments

The forthcoming official introduction of Hugh Freeze as head football coach at Ole Miss today marks a significant event within circles in the profession, the hiring signifies the first official sprouting of a sapling in the, until now, fruit-barren branches of the Ed Orgeron Coaching Tree.  With several more coaching job positions opening up over the [...]

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Tags: Ole Miss Football

Knoxville is for Lovers

February 9th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Based on recent sales of romantic novels, romantic comedies, Barry White albums, and “sexual wellness products”, Amazon.com has announced the Knoxville, Tennessee is the country’s second most romantic city.  The article does not indicate if a “kissing cousins” filter was used, but given the results, Ill assume no. Sadly, Knoxville would have been #1, but [...]

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Tags: Random · Tennessee Football

Proof That Red Bull Causes Osteoporosis

September 15th, 2010 · No Comments

YAWYAYYAWMYFOOTYAWYAW! The body can be a very brittle structure under certain amounts of force and pressure.  Bones break, tendons snap, muscles pull on even the most sturdy of us, and freak accidents, they do happen.  But if you combine the natural forces of gravit and time with unchecked intensity, brute Cajun strength, and a head full of [...]

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Tags: College Football · USC Football

Ole Miss Mascot Possibilities, Now With Artist’s Rendering

June 29th, 2010 · 3 Comments

No love for the Admiral…a trap indeed. The Ole Miss Mascot Selection committee has rendered its verdict and has finalized a list of potential mascot replacements for the unceremoniously removed Colonel Reb.  The list is long, unfortunate, and predictable.  It lacks any creativity, foresight…or mention of the gosh damn Admiral!  An obvious ploy by the [...]

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Tags: College Football · Ole Miss Football

The Shrimper is Now on Twitter

March 10th, 2010 · No Comments

Things just got alot more intense over on Twitter because Coach O has finally signed up for an account on Twitter.  It looks legit.  He even spelled “toughness”  with liberal use of the letter “f” in one of his first tweets, so I gotta believe its him.  If he starts tweeting nothing but gutteral screams and [...]

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Shrimper Not Going to Louisiana Tech

January 19th, 2010 · No Comments

At some point this afternoon, someone who enjoys seeing the innocent suffer decided to post a rumor that Louisiana Tech was going to be the next head coach at Louisiana Tech.  Such a siliceous and mean spirited rumor is one not deserved by the good church going people of Ruston.  Whoever posted this presumably held [...]

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The Moment When Reality Sets In

January 14th, 2010 · No Comments

As if the Lane Kiffin press conference, a press confernce that was so ear bleedingly annoying that I felt the need to punch a cute baby seal or two right in the face just to come down off the rage high, wasn’t enough of a dose of reality for Tennessee fans as to the current state of flux that their [...]

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Tags: College Football