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Louisiana-Lafayette Loves the Cock

September 30th, 2010 · 6 Comments

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This is precisely the type of thing that I assumed went on at at ULL tailgate…drunken coonasses dancing in a circle, wearing various forms of chicken outfits, while zydeco music blares in the background.  This is also the exact scene you would have had if “Eyes Wide Shut” would have been filmed south of I-10. [...]

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Tags: Louisiana-Lafayette

Sports Illustrated Previews Ryan Mallett’s Hog

August 10th, 2010 · No Comments

Rejoice all you skanks out there, because Summer of Mallett’s crotch is front and center and standing at attention in the Sports Illustrated SEC Preview.   The “Vitals” section is sure to give some of you the vapors, so proceed with caution. And speaking of regions, nether and otherwise, …you can see the regional SI Preview [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football · College Football

Gunslingers Are Showing Off the Arsenal

August 4th, 2010 · No Comments

If you are one of those types of people who are always up to date on news of the sexy variety (/cuts eyes over at The Big Lead), you may have already heard that the Grandaddy Gunslinger of them all, Brett Favre, may have sent pictures of his little Golden Eagle (complete with Crocs!) to former FSU Cowgirl [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football

Cock Party!

June 30th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Congrats to South Carolina for keeping that SEC baseball pimp hand strong.  See you guys in another century or so.

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Tags: College Baseball · LOLCats · South Carolina

It's a Game of Inches

September 28th, 2009 · No Comments

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Mississippi State fans know this all too well, no need for the reminder Al. Mere inches separated the Bulldogs from victory over LSU.  Inches from an upset of a Top 10 team.  Inches from Dan Mullen’s signature victory in this his maiden season.  Inches from State’s first win over the Tigers in almost 10 years. [...]

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Tags: College Football · LSU football · Mississippi State Football

Memphis Athletics…Selling Rivalry and Sexual Innuendo One T-shirt at a Time

August 28th, 2009 · 17 Comments

Ole Miss and The University of Memphis will meet for the final time in their eternally long series next Sunday while dodging stray gun fire at the Liberty Bowl.   To commemorate what has been a mostly lopsided but somewhat spirited rivalry, the University of Memphis Athletic Department marketing staff  (read as: University sanctioned and approved)has [...]

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Tags: College Football · Ole Miss Football