This mugsot, forever and ever, amen Do you see that Nashville, what with your skinny jeans and pop-infused country thats too cool for the fucking room…that’s how a real country outlaw gets down with a public intox mugshot…just sneering into the the camera as if to say “Yeah, I got picked up for drinking outside a Baptist [...]

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In anticipation of the first football weekend, at least one Oxford liquor store feels it is fully prepared for whatever drunken frat boy or Honor Code violators might wander into their store during the Ole Miss/BYU opening Weekend.  Star Package in Oxford claims that they received a shipment of 7 tons of alcohol in preparation for [...]

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The wifebeater indicates it was a fancy evening on the town that led to Anthony Oden’s arrest Northwest Arkansas police are notoriously relentless in their pursuit of anything that even remotely looks like a traffic violation, especially in the wee hours of the morning where there is nothing to do in Fayetteville except drunkenly terrorize the waitstaff at [...]

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Your Soundtrack for this post Reports our of Oxford indicate that the always cantankerous Board of Alderman has narrowly passed a resolution in which it is now legal to sell beer in Oxford on Sundays…but only those Sundays falling on home football and festival weekends.  The Mayor now has 2 weeks to decide if he [...]

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This is Damon Evans.  He is the Athletic Director for the University of Georgia (at least for now).  He was arrested for a DUI last night in Atlanta.  He once cut a PSA encouraging Bulldog fans not to drink and drive.  He looks tired, lets let him sleep it off. Oh, and shoulda been you, [...]

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Tired of the tape? Tired of the broken Ziploc bags? Well, here are the top products for sneaking your brown water by the rent-a-cop security and Lions Club members at college football games this fall. The “beer belly” for you, the “wine rack” for her, both for the low, low price of $65.00. [HT: Ryan W.]

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Ryan Mallett, carrying on a recent Hog quarterbacking tradition That’s a look of a man who throws caution to the wind.  That’s the look of a man who when faced with the oppression of the laws of the good state of Arkansas, will polish off his 8th or 9th Pabst Blue Ribbon and walk proudly [...]

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