While Tim Tebow likely has posters of Tim Tebow up in his dorm (not that he’s full of himself, he just can’t deny himself) and Ryan Mallet surely has fellow Hawg fan Kobe Tai plastered on the wall, Duke ballers represent what really gets them going: Albert Einstein on a bike. We don’t think you’ll have to worry about these kids [...]
Revenge of the Nerds V: Duke Basketball
September 9th, 2009 · No Comments
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The NCAA Tournament Exhausts Even the Greatest Champions
March 15th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Shhhh, narcoleptic Laettner is dreaming of a weeping Thomas Hill The mental drain of being the owner of the greatest shot in NCAA Tournament history can be overwhelming, especially during the throws of March Madness. Here we find Christian Laettner, Duke legend (even though he’s apparently wearing a Florida pullover…shack shirt from Teddy Dupay? Anyone?), NBA journeyman, [...]
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Norman Dale Approves
January 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Somewhere in rural Indiana Gene Hackman is taking a short break from uncomfortably open-mouth kissing Barbara Hershey to appreciate the simplicity of Wake Forest making a winning bucket on Duke last night by essentially running the Picket Fence. Two screens for the shooter and the Blue Devil defenders getting caught watching the paint dry…all that was missing [...]
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