Alright You Merry Effin Gentleman, Welcome to Red Velvet Rick’s Rich and Creamy Gmail Inbox. We’re gonna talk some music, movies and energy drinks today. Let’s get this ball rolling.  

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Being the quarterbacks coach at Georgia Tech must be like being the Maytag repair guy.  Lots of down time.  But dont feel too sorry for Yellow Jacket coach Brian Bohanan, his wife is a smoke show and, as demonstrated over at the Angry T, she can pull off the Erin Andrews-from-the-GQ-fashion-shoot costume with gusto….and thats [...]

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Gamday is in Columbia, Mo for the Oklahoma/Mizzou tilt on Saturday, and the local Harpo’s is running a lunch promotion that I think we can all get behind. Only problem is, Corso, in his advanced age and confused by the sign, will remove his pants and then expect a free meal because of it. [HT: [...]

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On her visit to Arkansas this week, Erin Andrews took her life and her chastity into her own hands by allowing the Family Arm to wrap around her and hold her close. Lesser women have lost consciousness while experiencing such an event, only to wake up to find that they are stark naked, smelling of [...]

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No blue helmets, no blue pants in Auburn on Saturday. Just blue shakers, along with sweltering hot tailgate weather, Gameday, Erin Andrews, Tiger mascots, All I Do Is Win, 3D cameras, and post game eurodance music. Photos and another video after the jump.

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The first Below Average Photo Essay and we crunked it up right with a trip to the ATL for College Gameday and the Chick-fil-A Classic between LSU and a team that closely resembled North Carolina.  It was an absolute demolition derby of cultures in downtown Atalanta, there was the typical ridiculousness of LSU fan, the added redness [...]

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Hamana Hamana Hamana. We never miss a chance to post photos of Brooklyn Decker. Never. So why stop now. A gallery with more of her and (we’ll just assume) her friends —  Erin Andrews, Jenn Brown, Jennie Finch, Marissa Miller, Riley Steele, Ashley Greene,  Jill Wagner, Hannah Cornett, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and the two girls that Jeremy Shockey [...]

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