“Do me a favor guys, don’t tell my wife what I’ve done.” In a out and out strange move THAT TOTALLY MEANS EVERYBODY AT AUBURN IS JUMPING SHIP BECAUSE OF THE CAM NEWTON SCANDAL PAAAAWWWWLLL, Gus Malzahn is leaving Auburn to take the head coaching job at Arkansas State.  While the package is significantly more [...]

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I think this is something that everyone pretty much assumed anyway, but Pete Thamel is here to repackage the story and add a detail about Gene Chizik hot boxing an NCAA compiance official just in time for the ESPYs, or July sweeps, or something.  Not saying his questions weren’t valid, but Im not sure berating a speaker [...]

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Today all Auburn fans salute Mean Gene as he celebrates his first National Championship as a head coach.  We at Friends of the Program also salute his lady’s incredibly awesome vintage Copenhagen trucker hat from the Chi O “Fall Woodster” (guessing a sorority formal in the… WOODS?) at the University of Florida in the early [...]

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Nick Saban is short. The tiny little man’s feminine stature is legendary, as is his obsession with covering it up. He’s forced producers to reshoot commercials that didn’t frame him properly, his own statue is behind schedule because he’s rejected every rendition given to him for approval. His short fuse for reporters is legendary as [...]

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Thanks to NASA developed iPhone technology we can now see what our SEC West coaches would look like if they spent the summer on the Terrence Cody conditioning routine. They’ve always said coaches in the SEC are larger than life. Finally we have the jowls to prove it.

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In a move that shocked just about no one, Gene Chizik has named Cam Newton the # 1 quarterback at Auburn. Somewhere Neil Caudle is visibly upset.

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You decide. Check back here for more coverage of SEC media days or check out the ”professional” coverage over at al.com. Look out for a full on media blitz for Kiffykins today. Oh…and Chizik will be there too, probably drawing the same attention as the Florida player yesterday that doesn’t have his own action figure.

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