Still trying to decide what to get that discerning Auburn fan in your life for Christmas?  You know what always makes a nice gift?…a Calendar.  Those things are handy, colorful, and its the type of gift that keeps on giving all year long.  I bet Auburn even has one for sale in their official store [...]

[Read more →]

Coming in hot and anonymous for bed check Gene Chizik has a lot on his plate these days.  He’s got enough to worry about in a days time what with coaching his football team and dodging questions about his job security.  He doesn’t have time for mundane tasks that, while important to maintain order and [...]

[Read more →]

Auburn students, engulfed in a season that would sap the will out of the most passionate of fans, shook of the disappointment and held a post-practice pep rally for the team yesterday.  It looked less like a New Orleans funeral procession than one might imagine, but still kind of had a little too much “good [...]

[Read more →]

This week marks the halfway point of the college football season, so it’s time for Friends with Muscles to take inventory of what we know and what we have to look forward to the rest of the season.  To mark such an occasion, FwM brings in the head inventory clerk of college football, SBNation and EDSBS’s [...]

[Read more →]

“Do me a favor guys, don’t tell my wife what I’ve done.” In a out and out strange move THAT TOTALLY MEANS EVERYBODY AT AUBURN IS JUMPING SHIP BECAUSE OF THE CAM NEWTON SCANDAL PAAAAWWWWLLL, Gus Malzahn is leaving Auburn to take the head coaching job at Arkansas State.  While the package is significantly more [...]

[Read more →]

I think this is something that everyone pretty much assumed anyway, but Pete Thamel is here to repackage the story and add a detail about Gene Chizik hot boxing an NCAA compiance official just in time for the ESPYs, or July sweeps, or something.  Not saying his questions weren’t valid, but Im not sure berating a speaker [...]

[Read more →]

Today all Auburn fans salute Mean Gene as he celebrates his first National Championship as a head coach.  We at Friends of the Program also salute his lady’s incredibly awesome vintage Copenhagen trucker hat from the Chi O “Fall Woodster” (guessing a sorority formal in the… WOODS?) at the University of Florida in the early [...]

[Read more →]