Friends of the Program

Friends of the Petrino: Jessica Dorrell is a Terrible Negotiator

April 19th, 2012 · 1 Comment

The game play is fine, but it’s hard to move the joystick with the sun in your eyes and a blonde in your lap Previously scheduled engagements as well as the whole “Bro” Wallace fiasco kept me from the now daily updates on the Bobby Petrino fallout in Fayetteville, but I mean to make it [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football

Case of the Mondays

September 12th, 2011 · No Comments

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Thankfully, the signficance and tragedy of 9/11 will never be forgotten as long is there is a community college drop out serving hot wings there to recognize it [HT: With Leather] All the ESPN Gameday majesty from Ann Arbor [Busted Coverage] Did Vic Ballard score on that gola line suicide dive? [Clarion Ledger] Tyler Bray’s [...]

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Tags: College Football

Ryan Mallett Will Show You His Hard Count

April 14th, 2011 · 4 Comments

SummerofMallett and Long John together, as God and Happy Hours everywhere always intended It was SummerofMallett’s turn in Jon Gurden’s quarterback camp.  Gruden took him through the usual run through including asking to see Mallett’s “hard count”.  Thankfully the cameras remained above the waist at that point.  The oddest part, however, is when John Daly [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football

Kenny Irons Goes Behind the Camera at Hooters

August 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Since Kenny Irons is physically unable to perform on the field and in front of the camera, he decided to take his “talents” behind the camera, at of all places, Hooters. Kenny provides his own brand of color commentary on important things like weed, and even spots the white-kid version of Chad Johnson, all the while, [...]

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