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Arkansas Will Name a New Head Football Coach This Afternoon

April 23rd, 2012 · No Comments

Rumor is that Arkansas will name a new head football coach this afternoon…and it’s not someone that is currently on staff and it’s not someone who will have the word “interim” in front of their name.  No true indication of who it could as several of the more popular front runners have been removed from consideration.  That [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football

Mitch Mustain is a Contract Killer Now, or Something

January 13th, 2012 · No Comments

It’s not quite the epic search for Bigfoot, but documentarians in Northwest Arkansas ventured into the woods anyway to find one of the local creatures of myth and legend alive and well…and firing off several rounds of ammunition into various inanimate objects.  A company called Incognito Mosquito Flicks is touting their documentary of former Arkansas [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football

Haley Barbour Makes One Last Pardon

January 11th, 2012 · No Comments

Outgoing Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour has caused quite the stir over his voluminous list of pardons that he granted this week on his way out of the Governor’s office.  It’s not just the number of pardons that he granted, but it’s the types of inmates that were granted clemency.  There are numerous individuals with records [...]

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Tags: Ole Miss Football · Politics

Houston Nutt’s SEC Losing Streak: A Baker’s Dozen

November 21st, 2011 · No Comments

Houston Dale…cheffin’ up embarrassment with a side of unintelligible explanations To infer that Houston Nutt has given up would be an insult to the exact amount of effort that one would need to exert to actually signal an out-right surrender.  Thankfully, to maintain a now 13 game SEC losing streak really only takes an amount of [...]

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Below Average Photo Essay: Let’s Just All Take a Knee, Shall We?

November 21st, 2011 · 4 Comments

What can you say, really, about the Ole Miss/LSU game that already hasn’t been said about a napalm strafing upon an a third-world orphanage filled with handicapped children.  FOTP was on hand for the blood letting, and by “on hand” I mean I spent 6 hours drinking in the Grove and one half of football…and [...]

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The Cowbell Tolls for an Arkansas/Miss. State Preview

November 17th, 2011 · No Comments

In anticipation of the moderately significant match-up between Arkansas and Mississippi St. this weekend, the boys at For Whom the Cowbell Tolls asked me to stop by and answer a few questions. It gave me a chance to insult the city of Little Rock  and break out my Houston Nutt impression…but most importantly, it allowed me [...]

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Tags: Arkansas Football · Mississippi State Football

No More Weight Room ZZ Top, and Other Drastic Changes at Ole Miss

November 16th, 2011 · No Comments

The landscape of Ole Miss football is no doubt about to change.  A new head coach, an whenever Pete Boone gets around to cleaning out his desk, a new athletics director.  Such a transition can be jarring for those who may be unprepared or unwilling to accept said change…Luckily, FOTP’s favorite squat enthusiast, Rick Muscles, stops by to [...]

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