It’s not quite the epic search for Bigfoot, but documentarians in Northwest Arkansas ventured into the woods anyway to find one of the local creatures of myth and legend alive and well…and firing off several rounds of ammunition into various inanimate objects.  A company called Incognito Mosquito Flicks is touting their documentary of former Arkansas [...]

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Outgoing Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour has caused quite the stir over his voluminous list of pardons that he granted this week on his way out of the Governor’s office.  It’s not just the number of pardons that he granted, but it’s the types of inmates that were granted clemency.  There are numerous individuals with records [...]

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Houston Dale…cheffin’ up embarrassment with a side of unintelligible explanations To infer that Houston Nutt has given up would be an insult to the exact amount of effort that one would need to exert to actually signal an out-right surrender.  Thankfully, to maintain a now 13 game SEC losing streak really only takes an amount of [...]

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What can you say, really, about the Ole Miss/LSU game that already hasn’t been said about a napalm strafing upon an a third-world orphanage filled with handicapped children.  FOTP was on hand for the blood letting, and by “on hand” I mean I spent 6 hours drinking in the Grove and one half of football…and [...]

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In anticipation of the moderately significant match-up between Arkansas and Mississippi St. this weekend, the boys at For Whom the Cowbell Tolls asked me to stop by and answer a few questions. It gave me a chance to insult the city of Little Rock  and break out my Houston Nutt impression…but most importantly, it allowed me [...]

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The landscape of Ole Miss football is no doubt about to change.  A new head coach, an whenever Pete Boone gets around to cleaning out his desk, a new athletics director.  Such a transition can be jarring for those who may be unprepared or unwilling to accept said change…Luckily, FOTP’s favorite squat enthusiast, Rick Muscles, stops by to [...]

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FOTP…through, I don’t know, lets say a Freedom of Information Act request, seems only appropriate…has been granted access to Houston Nutt’s itinerary as he prepares for what potentially could be his last ever match-up against his long time adversary, the LSU Tigers.  As you might expect, being the lame duck coach that he is, Houston is [...]

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