Coach me like your Arkansas girls, Bobby Bobby Petrino has long demonstrated a strong affinity for red things…Louisville, the Falcons, Arkansas, this… so it should come as no surprise that he has yet again affixed himself to something of that shade by taking the Western Kentucky head coaching job left vacant by the departing Willie Taggart  Thanks to [...]

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Not quite Jimmy Swaggart levels of remorse Joe Schad and ESPN were nice enough to assist in Bobby Petrino’s image rehabilitation this morning by sitting down with the coach for the first time since his little motorcycle mishap.  In it, Petrino shows all the necessary levels of remorse required to get himself some sort of coaching job [...]

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Last we left our hero, he was physically MIA yet his belonging were popping up for sale everywhere from the local real estate listings to the Springdale Goodwill…but thanks to our idiot friends over at The Sports Dumpster, and contributions from myself and The Juice, a few potential destinations for the former Arkansas coach have come to [...]

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Update your employment history and make sure those references are in order, because the most coveted and “perk-filled” job on the Hill is now open and actively seeking applicants.  The On-Campus Recruiting Coordinator position at the University of Arkansas, the job that was previously held by motorcycle-enthusiast, Jessica Dorrell, has been posted by the University. [...]

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Sorry ladies, no more Petrino rides toward the Beaver First it was the volleyball playing blonde off the back of his motorcycle, then it was his career, then it was the motorcycle itself, now it’s real estate that Bobby Petrino seems to be dumping with a quickness.  The NWA Business Journal is reporting that the [...]

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For sale for a mid-major coaching job OBO If you are in the market for a slightly used but still mechanically sound motorcycle that was really only driven on the weekends during extra-marital affairs that would eventually lead to you losing your multi-million dollar coaching job and becoming the butt of any number of motorcycle/sex [...]

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Bobby Petrino was willing to risk a high profile coaching job, millions of dollars, his slowly rehabilitating public persona, and, probably most significantly, his relationship with his wife and family, for one (or maybe more than one) affair.  That, by all accounts, is a high price to pay for a slightly above average blonde who [...]

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