As carry over from our “Reimagining the Black Bear” discussion on Friends w/ Muscles last week, BurritoBrosShits and thekeyplay send along this little gif that I’ll just leave right here for you.  I like to imagine this is what Jimmy Sexton looks like soon after convincing some AD to give Houston Nutt an extension with a [...]

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Jimmy Sexton Care Bear…with magical powers to force unsuspecting ADs to sign long-term contracts for his clients with oppressive buyouts If it’s ok for Michael Bay to ruin our childhoods one poorly written explosion-filled rebooted disaster at a time (THIS TIME WITH ALIENS!), then I think its just fine for Rick Muscles and I to re-imagine the [...]

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Given the news that Ole Miss Athletic Driector Pete Boone had agreed on a $6 million buyout stipulation in the contract of Head Football Coach Houston Nutt, Boone has found he and his unique negotiating style to be a desired commodity of several outside agencies.  Boone, in the interest of time, has only offerred this talent to [...]

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Well, it looks like super-agent-to-the-stars-of-college-football-coaches, Jimmy Sexton, has worked his magic again. He floats Houston Nutt’s name for the Auburn job, and it leads to his client getting a nice raise from Ole Miss. We’d assume he was going to get one anyway, but it’s always nice to have a little more leverage (i.e., scare tactics) [...]

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