The target of much of the ire of LSU fans after the BCS Championship game, Jordan Jefferson, would like you all to know that he had no idea why the hell they were calling those plays either.  He went on to say that he felt like Alabama was the more prepared team and then shot [...]

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That would be an ample explanation for why, when Gunner Kiel spurned the Tigers for Notre Dame, that LSU then went after top heavy…and just plain heavy, football throwing mastodon, Jeremy Liggins.  In a Signing Day event yesterday, Miles took it a step further, insinuating that Kiel simply didn’t have the endowments necessary to support [...]

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Les Miles isn’t in charge of Mardi Gras, because if he was, Jordan Jefferson would be the grand marshal of everything.  This would cause entire parade routes to veer off course and into on-coming traffic and beads to be thrown willy nilly at devastating rates of speed and less than desirable accuracy.  Despite such failure, Miles [...]

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  Les Miles is Full Service.  The whirl wind media tour of Les Miles in which he tries to explain himself to the angry mobs brandishing pitch forks and purple and gold torches at his gates contines, as first he addressed the media in a formal press conference yesterday…and today he has apparently taken to [...]

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I assume that, being a former Saints quarterback allows you the freedom to roam throughout the catacombs of the Superdome at your leisure without need for proper credentialing.  That would be an adequate explanation of how Bobby Hebert, father of current LSU lineman T-Bob Hebert, was allowed into the Les Miles post-game press conference…and as [...]

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I shook off the turkey coma of Thanksgiving just in time to make a life decision to attend the LSU/Arkansas game the next day.  I felt like no FOTP football season in the sun would be complete without a trek down to Baton Rouge for an LSU game…especially when the game involves the #s 1 [...]

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Houston Dale…cheffin’ up embarrassment with a side of unintelligible explanations To infer that Houston Nutt has given up would be an insult to the exact amount of effort that one would need to exert to actually signal an out-right surrender.  Thankfully, to maintain a now 13 game SEC losing streak really only takes an amount of [...]

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